Fucking Green Monster

I dug this up off of my Live Journal account. I thought it amusing and if you are snobbish.. Go FUCK yourself. So there was this guy who had a problem pleasing his wife because he could never get an erection. well, his wife got so fed up with her lack of orgasms that she made her husband go to the doctor for his problem. The man told his doctor of the problem and the doctor said, "i have just the thing." after saying this, he pulled out a 7-inch-long green finger-shaped thing and said "this is the 'fucking green monster.' it'll help you with all your sexual problems. just say 'fucking green monster' and then say the object or person that you want it to fuck, and it'll fuck what you tell it to." Eager to try it, the man took the 'fucking green monster' home and tried it on his wife. he said "'fucking green monster,' my wife" and sure enough, it inserted into his wife. they went at it for about three hours until the man realized that the doctor had forgotten to tell him how to stop the thing. So they headed to the doctor's office. the man was speeding because it was really starting to hurt his wife. sure enough, a cop caught them speeding and pulled them over. the cop asked "why are you speeding, sir?" and the man told the cop about the fucking green monster. In disbelief, the cop said "fucking green monster? fucking green monster, my ass!" That is all.