8/31/2004

Duane "Dog" Chapman, A.K.A. Wannabe A R N O L D

DogTheBountyHunter.com - Official site of world-famous Duane "Dog" Chapman, Bounty Hunter! Look out all you little girly men... Once a Con, ALWAYS a con. I cannot stand this testosterone pumping loser who goes out and becomes the predator. Gee, let me see. you were in prison for what? Who is this guy? Does he carry a firearm? I'll give ya reality, TV has gone nuts when your wife defends some loser ex Con over the History Channel. I'll investigate this guy later to see just what his "Rap Sheet" reveals... Bring it on to Pennsylvania you loser! Ahahahahahaa!

373 comments:

  1. Don't even inadvertantly taunt people to watch shows like this, you'll only peak their interest and jump the ratings. The networks will only make more of them.

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  2. Dog can't carry a firearm because he is a convicted felon.

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  3. you guys are plain stupid! leave the man alone! go dog go!

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  4. what the hell is wrong with you guys? dog is the best man ever. he is my idol. so what if he is a convicted felon. people can change and he did it. at least he isnt sitting on his ass watching t.v. like you big losers!

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  5. he had his bail licece revoked and the people of hawaii can't stand him. i saw the show two times. if there was a trailer park in hawaii they would live there no doubt.i live a couple of blocks from the guy and i am afraid property values might crash. HELP!!!

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  6. Me and the wife are watching the Dog right now. She is still defending this guy, telling me that I am jealous that I'm not big and bad like him.

    I replied: I have a permit to carry my Baretta, he don't.

    No matter how big in size you are you will LOSE against a Baretta.


    Food for Thought.

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  7. Guns are for cowards and losers. I guess you morons fall into both catagories.

    Duane "Dog" Chapman needs no gun, because he is a REAL man, unlike you pathetic couch potatoes.

    What have YOU ever done, jagoffs?:

    Maybe you should shut your stupid faces before you make yourselves look like even bigger idiots than you already have.

    NightHunter.

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  8. Ok Mr.Canada, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt only because your brain is about as big as the Dog's and I'm feeling generous this morning. But I am not a "Couch Potato" I work my ass off and as a "Sparky", place my life in more danger by working on live voltage that could fry you in a millisecond and work in crime infested areas on top of that. WITHOUT my Baretta either.

    Next time "NightHunter", Google something more in tune..

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  9. On Dog... Men are ALL jealous. As far as property value going down: that's laughable. He is going to end up filthy rich: they have a contract for action figures, a book in the works, a mini series with a major net work and I smell a movie. He's a rehabilitated con with huge muscles who can take down the bad guys: every girl's fantasy. So you little men go work at your desk jobs and make fun of him. Pennsylvania fan

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  10. To the guy who said a baretta will always win: lets see you take on Dog without it. Ha ha ha.

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  11. I cannot believe that you guys (and Girls) really like this Dog Dude. As far as the Baretta thing goes, no I would never take on Dawg without it. Difference is, I can carry one and he cannot. Would YOU go up against him? Nada.
    Desk job? I work a lot harder than old Dawg ever did.

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  12. I guess being a convicted felon that is out doing some good for the human race is better than being a convicted felon out there looking to rape your wife, rob your house, or car jack you. You are only a hater because this man has made something of himself and people recognize his name.. and no one knows or cares about who you are. Nice- by the way- your little promo to try to get work

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  13. I'm not really a "Hater" of the guy, I just never could stand the "macho" bully types. Dog makes a lot of money doing his show, the locals where he lives cannot stand him or his wife, and there are more inportnant things going on in the U.S. to have shows on.

    Every day, another U.S. serviceman or woman is killed or maimed gor life. Go to your local VA hospital and look around. And don't give me that bullshit line of "They died for our Freedoms" either. Iraq = Pack Of Lies. Dog = Loser TV "Reality" show.

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  14. A&E has always had a hate-on for bounty hunters and have perfected their assaults on real hunters with their presentation of this phoney and his pathetic clown troupe. This bozo couldn't find his own butt at midnight with a flaslight and a map.

    His only TRUE claim to fame is that he got busted in Mexico, pulling off a stunt that anyone who's been in the business more than a week would know better than to do.

    Beyond that, he is (at BEST) a lightweight, amature blundering through pissant assignments from an equally pissant agency. I haven't seen him go after a skip with a bond over $10k yet. This indicates either that a pro is doing the serious cases or the agency is operating on the smallest reserve allowed by the surety company underwriting them. Either way, "Dog" is a pathetic joke.

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  15. Ok, listen up, "Sparky".

    You admit that you wouldn't face Dog without your gun, yet continue to act all superior. You are a gutless moron! As for me, believe me that you wouldn't try it without a gun either, tough guy.

    Dog doesn't need a gun to get the job done, and neither do I.

    You are, in point of fact, an easychair expert. You have never put handcuffs on anybody besides the fuzzy pink ones you use on your boyfriend in an intimate moment, and thus are unqualified to talk about Duane Chapman.

    I'm a housing cop and I work in some of the worst Housing projects in the country, if not in North America. I have made hundreds of arrests of violent and strung out suspects. This qualifies me to speak on this subject.

    And make no mistake about it, you ARE a hater, bub! A pathetic, jealous little hater that wishes you could be half as good as The Dog.

    Now how about doing the rest of us a favor and shuting the hell up?

    And lay off the "Canada" cracks, dumbass. That sort of thing proves what a hater you really are, as well as what a loser you are!

    Now go google your mother, dipstick!

    NightHunter

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  16. NightHunter, Go cuff yourself to a urinal. That's what I think of your post. you claim to have made hundreds of arrests as a what? Housing Cop?

    Quote from NightHunter:
    "Dog doesn't need a gun to get the job done, and neither do I."

    Canada has hundreds of violent and strung out suspects? Listen idiot, I don't give a fuck about asshole Dog Chapman, nor you. There are more pressing matters in the world, but it's you, the idiot fuckhead, who is the lewzer.

    I'd like to see you work on a live 600 volt panelboard. No, you would wet your pants. That's why you need to be in the john with your cuffs.

    Dog Chapman = I Don't give a shit about him. And you ought to find someone else to worship. Your pathetic.

    P.S.
    Qualify This:
    I may not have ever arrested someone, but I saved a man's life who had his leg amputated. Everyone else stood and watched as this guy was bleeding out. Only I thought enough to use a belt as a tourniquet and slow the bleeding. When he made it to the hospital, his hemoglobin count was a 2. Without my quick thinking, he would have been dead.

    Let's hear what you"ve done for someone else that was positive.

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  17. "Housing cop?" "Cop" indicates a law enforcement officer. Prey tell, what law enforcement agency (including housing authorities) doesn't issue and REQUIRE the carrying of firearms?

    Are you sure you didn't mean to say "rent-a-cop?" Or, would "compleste fraud" be more exact?

    If you have to engage in wannabe hero worship, try worshiping something other than another wannabe.

    I wouldn't let Chapman pull casefiles (a job I used to give to security guards I found amusing) for me.

    The man and his little band of misfits, dressed in their clown costumes, are the biggest emberassment ever to hit the profession.

    If not sounding as big a fool as Chapman, I suggest you learn a little something about the profession and the true professionals in it who wouldn't wipe their shoes on him.

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  18. What have "I" done, Sparky? Well, let me see... arrested hundreds of drug dealers, rapists, armed robbers, burglars and numerous other criminals and put them in the slammer. Solved a number of crimes that the cops hadn't, and passed on the info which resulted in suspects being charged and incarcerated. I've pulled people out of burning, smoke filled apartments, and provided emergency first aid to persons having seizures, heart attacks, people suffering from stab wounds, and many others too numerous to list. But the ONE decent thing you ever did was good. By the way, I locked up a major drug dealer last weekend. So what have you done lately?

    And all that was, yes, as a housing cop.

    Ever seen a housing project Sparky? Or don't you visit your relatives?

    Your "cuff" comment was pretty crude, but thats about what I'd expect from an idiot, so no suprise there. You're the one that's pathetic, bub. All haters are! No go forth and humiliate yourself no more!

    As for "Anonymous", you moronically asked: "what law enforcement agency (including housing authorities) doesn't issue and REQUIRE the carrying of firearms?" A CANADIAN one, jackass! In Canada we don't carry guns like the US housing cops do.

    If you don't want to watch Dog The Bounty Hunter, theh don't! But for pete's sake shut up about it will you? Go watch cartoons then, that's about your speed.

    I see your jealousy based hatred for the Dog keeps you coming back to attempt to defame him, doesn't it? Well rest assured that neither Duane Chapman nor I will lose any sleep over what dim-witted, do-nothing losers like you think about us. You clowns are a complete waste of oxygen!

    And you and Sparky there, can bet your Pee Wee Herman lunch boxes on that!
    Now get off the computer and leave the grownups alone now. I'm sure that there must be cartoons on TV somewhere.

    Sincerely,

    NightHunter

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  19. By the way Sparky, I'm sure that you are so stupid that you will again try to run down what I do for a living. But even if you don't understand anything about protecting society from crime and what it takes to do this work, I guess I will just chalk it up to the fact that you are a total jackass.

    I bet you think your job is a big deal! So you pull wires all day. And I bet you practice pulling your wire at home when your not working too.

    In closing I humbly say:

    HOUSING COPS RULE AND LINEMEN DROOL!

    THE DOG REIGNS SUPREME!!!

    Sincerely,

    The NightHunter.

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  20. Oh, excuse me! A Canadian security guard is of a much higher caliber than a U.S. rent-a-cop! No wonder you need a bufoon like Chapman to look up to.

    I bet you think professional wrestling is real, don't you?

    I have no interest in "defaming" you or your sad hero. You do a fine job of that all by yourselves.

    You have made it more than clear that you have no understanding of the bail recovery business and no interest in learning.

    While you have been rattling doorknobs and slobbering over a characature of what you'll never be, I've been there, doing and living what you can never hope to understand, let alone experience.

    It must be terrible to only have dreams and heros while others have memories. Fortunately, though, that's nobodies problem but yours.

    The man you claim has done "nothing" has saved a life. You dare to compare chasing children off the swingset at 10:00 with that?

    Before you presume to diminish the work of others, do something real with your life instead of taking whatever you can get to sooth your ego after failing the PD entrance exam.

    And, while you are at it, get me a pizza. If you're lucky, I'll let you touch my car. It's been on tv too!

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  21. You're a total retard, as well as an ignorant jagoff.

    I am not a "security guard", you loser. I work in some of the meanest, most drug and crime infested housing projects in North America. I am a crimefighter. What are you? A welfare case, I'll bet. Or a small time criminal.

    A loud mouth moron like you would be eaten alive there in 10 seconds.

    I have put the cuffs on everything from drug dealers to murderers bub. And all you can do is sit there at your pink laptop and spout off to Dog and I.

    Back to your parent's basement, you pathetic jagoff. I think I hear your mommy calling!

    I hope I run into you some day, asshat.

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  22. "Anonymous", you are a loser. I guess you didn't read what I said about the hundreds of criminals I've snagged. I am not a
    "security guard", you retard. And don't talk about what happens in my country, since you don't even know what goes on in your own.

    I have saved lives and put killers and drug dealers in prison. I don't care what you believe, because I know it, and the real people I know do too.

    You are just a loser on a msg board, hiding behind a pink laptop. You have never done anything in your life, and never will becuase you are to cowardly and stupid.

    I have no more time tyo waste on you, you pice of trash. Go back to your parent's basement, you imbecile.

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  23. Nighthunter is right. Dog the bounty hunter is a great man, and it sounds like Nighthunter is too.

    What do any of you haters do, besides shoot off your fucking big mouths? Nothing! That's what! Jealousy will get you nowhere little boys!

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  24. I agree with nighthunter on this. (And kudos to you for being a crimefighter also!)Dog the bounty hunter is a great man and it's a great show too! he arrests lots of criminals and he trys to help as many as he can.
    Anybody that is a hater of his should just shut the hell up and watch something else because we don't want to hear your trash!

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  25. But you really have to admit...Money or not...Dog and his Kin are the biggest bunch of white trash I have seen! You have to laugh at the way this moron dresses...And his wife!! Holy crap! The chick is a hoochie...I mean reallly- she must take tips from Dog on how to dress. She looks like a dang hooker.. Oh, and this whole gun issue. This crap that he does not need a gun to do his job. His felony conviction made that decision for him..Dog didn't. Do you really think that if he was able to obtain a permit too carry a firearm he wouldn't? Bullcrap! He would be carrying a weapon twice the size of his wife fanny! I'm out.

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  26. Yeah, you're "out" all right.. out of your mind! Here is yet another classic example of somebody yapping off without knowing what the hell their talking about!! At least do your homework, buster!

    First of all, Dog Chapman received a congressional pardon, and therefore is allowed to carry a firearm.

    As for your other childish comments, Dog grew up in the 70's, so if he sports a 70's 'do', that is his perogitive. And his wife is also allowed to dress as she likes, I believe. This was AMERICA the last time I checked, dumbass! Besides, I think think they look great!

    Duane "Dog" Chapman is an American hero! He makes the streets safe by catching criminal scum like Andrew Luster, and helps reform others so that there is less crime! What the hell did YOU ever do for your city or your country? What have you ever done for ANYBODY, you loud mouthed ass?
    I bet your some ugly zit faced loser, that can't get a job or a date with a girl. Stop being so jealous and shut then hell up! You suck! Now run down to the welfare office and get your latest check, you loser!

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  27. Ha! That's America for you. Congressional Pardon. I guess all you have to do is be arrested for armed robbery 18 times and imprisoned for the fatal shooting of a man and you'll get a pardon. Now I have heard it all. Did that last poster make you a bit bitter? Sounds like it. You talk like a man with a paper ass-hole. If Dog is a American hero then you my friend she re-think things and possibly get some psychological help.

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  28. K9Kickboxer,
    You just basically made yourself look like more of a ass than the poster you were complaining about. Your infering that he/she made childish comments? You should read your post. If your going to complain about a post don't be a hypocrite. Grow up.

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  29. Since all you clowns are doing is cursing and spoiling for an argument, I think you should shut the hell up! You don't have one sensible word to contribute, you just want to try to cause trouble and make a lot of noise. SHUT UP YOU DAMN MORONS!

    Dog Chapman is a great man! If you can't accept that or deal with it because you are less than a man, then work on your problems and don't be jealous of those that are better and more successful in life than you will ever be.

    Suck it up little boys, cuz that's the way it is! Dog rules and you suck!

    BTW, I am a woman, so the idiot that thought I was a man just proved what he knows, and that is nothing! Ha ha retardo!

    Duane Chapman does a tremendous job! He contributes greatly to society. He is a true hero, and I am glad that he keeps going forward, no matter what is thrown at him.

    I'm sure that he has helped change many lives for the better, and this compassion for others, be they citizen or criminal, only shows what a truly good man he is.

    Just as your words and actions show what pathetic imbeciles you are!

    I am sick of wasting time on losers like you buffoons, so shut up and go give each other BJs, you gutless annonymous assholes!

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  30. Well said! I also don't give a damn what these haters/losers say because I know the truth about Duane 'Dog' Chapman. And that is that he's a wonderful man that has given so much of his heart and soul to others. I'd like to say that I'm happy to know he'll be catching more fugitives, getting more fans, and touching other people's lives. He has touched and changed so many people's lives already, more than he'll ever know. He's given his fans hope, inspiration, and even saved some of their lives from ending. 'Dog' Chapman has given everyone new ways of thinking and seeing things. He's taught people so much, including to believe in themselves and to never lose hope. 'Dog' has always been there to support his adoring fans when times were hard, and because of this we will always love and support him. If there were any way to give back all that he's shown and given to us, we would, and we will always from the bottom of our hearts be thankful to him. If someone asked me who the most amazing person alive is, I would tell them Duane 'Dog' Chapman. The world's greatest bounty hunter!

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  31. Well said! I also don't give a damn what these haters/losers say because I know the truth about Duane 'Dog' Chapman. And that is that he's a wonderful man that has given so much of his heart and soul to others. I'd like to say that I'm happy to know he'll be catching more fugitives, getting more fans, and touching other people's lives. He has touched and changed so many people's lives already, more than he'll ever know. He's given his fans hope, inspiration, and even saved some of their lives from ending. 'Dog' Chapman has given everyone new ways of thinking and seeing things. He's taught people so much, including to believe in themselves and to never lose hope. 'Dog' has always been there to support his adoring fans when times were hard, and because of this we will always love and support him. If there were any way to give back all that he's shown and given to us, we would, and we will always from the bottom of our hearts be thankful to him. If someone asked me who the most amazing person alive is, I would tell them Duane 'Dog' Chapman. The world's greatest bounty hunter!

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  32. World's Greatest huh? Someone said that Leonard Padilla is the Godfather of Bail Enforcement, not Duane.

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  33. Is that right? So where is HIS TV show then? And why have I never heard of HIM? Maybe becuase he sucks? What did HE ever do that was worth a damn? Nothing, I'll bet, which is why he is an obscure name you found someplace, or even made up.

    Who the hell cares about who the "Godfather of bail enforcement" was, anyway? Because the King of bail enforcement is Duane "Dog" Chapman!

    Don't try to be stupid like "Loser In Deleware County," ok? Don't be a smart/jackass.

    When you get to be rich, famous and have YOUR own hit TV show, then come back and let us know, alrighty? Or maybe if you ever just grow up and stop acting like a jealous little loser.

    In the mean time, save your lame replies about chumps nobody has ever heard of. Much like yourself anonymous boy!

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  34. Speaking of LIDC, Whatever happened to "Francis" anyway? Maybe he went to get his nails polished at the beauty parlor?

    Oh yeah, you are much man "Francis", or can I call you "Fran"? Ya goofy looking old fuck!

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  35. Actually Samantha he is right.. Here is Padilla's website I found..and National Geographic did a special on him. According to National Geographic he has quite a few more captures than Duane.

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  36. Here is the link:
    http://www.wantedfugitives.com

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  37. OK - Let's get the facts straight on Media Hound Chapman. But since you all seem to get your news from FOX, I won't hold out much hope for you all. Mr. Chapman was with a biker gang and along with his crime partners, committed a murder. He ratted out his crime partners to get his life sentence reduced to 3 years. He has to be the biggest piece of White Trash to ever stink up the cable channels. A&E should be ashamed. I watch "DOG" - I can't help it. It is like seeing a bloody auto accident. You know you shouldn't watch, but you can't help it. If you also watch "DOG" on TV, when a citizen with a room tempeture IQ stands up to him, he turns into a total weasel and runs away! FUNNY! Too bad the cops in Puerto Vallarta didn't smoke him when they had the chance. Plus, why does he dress up like a bouncer in a gay leather bar?

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  38. When A&E relates these stories they're telling us Bounty Hunting is a lucrative and adventerous trade. Are they not? they are also condoneing it, for what? the money in the viewers? Bounty hunting from experiences is nothing more than picking up autos people don't pay for, evicting single parents from homes, usually with kids kicked out on the street. There's nothing adventerous in bounty hunting. A&E gives you a "James Bond" idea of bounty hunting. Dog, his tubby wife and the rest of the crew who dress like them, would bring so much attention to themselves, like a circus, that they wouldn't be hired. I do know personally two seperate Bounty Hunters. They are nothing like "Dog" at all. They make excellant wages and they're very secretive. They don't "show off" to the public. Get real A&E or whom ever makes up your programs. "Dog" the bounty hunter is like watching wrestling, you want to think it's real but, it's not. It's nothing more than a show for people that have nothing better to do with their lives.

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  39. You folks have to check this Dog site out... I laughed my ass off.
    http://www.weightsdown.150m.com/rants/rant41.htm

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  40. I'll kick your ass DAWG and your fat wife's ass, just for fun. Maybe while i'm at it i'll stick her really good in the snatch.. Like they say DAWG, big man, little dick. Your a perfect example lmao!!

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  41. Where did you hear that Duane was Pardoned? I have read at least 6 articles on the web that states he is unable to carry a firearm. I also find nothing on the web regarding this pardon. Who said he was Pardoned? Dog Himself? Who the hell would Pardon him in the first place? If it is true then that is the most fucked up thing I had heard in a looooonnnnng time.

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  42. Francis and the rest of you homos, listen up: Dog did 18 months, NOT 3 years. And that was for not calling the police after the murder of the drug dealer by one of Dog's fellow gang members. Under Texas law at the time, that made you as guilty as if you had been actually involved, which he wasn't as he was outside waiting in the car, becuase the real killer was supposed to be buying marijuana, not committing a murder.

    Dog was givenm a congressional pardon and could carry a gun, but chooses not to. Who would want a gun after it was a gun that was used to get him into prison in the first place, albeit not his gun.

    You haters really have no lives. All you do is talk trash. Get your own tv show and get famous, and stop running down the Dog. He is better than all of you lunatics put together! I mean, what did any of you (aside from NightHunter) ever do for anybody? NOTHING! SO just go away!!! We know you are stupid asses! Stop proving it over and over!!

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  43. I love how the fans try to make excuses for Duane. He is basically giving the bail enforcement professionals a bad name. To exploit the profession like he does for profit? He should be ashamed of himself. As a person who has been in the field for 40+ years I can vouche for many people in the profession who think he is a ass. Grow up Duane.

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  44. To Tess : QUOTE: "You haters really have no lives. All you do is talk trash. Get your own tv show and get famous, and stop running down the Dog. He is better than all of you lunatics put together! I mean, what did any of you (aside from NightHunter) ever do for anybody? NOTHING! SO just go away!!! We know you are stupid asses! Stop proving it over and over!!

    First off, you and NightHunter and other Dog freaks continue to worship this clown named Duane. The "homo" comments by NightHunter prove just what an immature fellow he really is. I don't want to be famous, not like Dog. You see, to me he and his show are as entertaining as Jerry Springer.

    Yes, and last but not least; YOU GO AWAY. This is my blog, not yours. Go start your own, and dribble about Duane the "Village People" wannabe.

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  45. "YOU GO AWAY. This is my blog not yours!" Talk about an immature little crybaby! And Nighthunter is immature??? I don't think so. And YOU were the one with the homo comments, not Nighthunter.In fact, since I read what YOU wrote at a grade 1 level of maturity, I have to laugh in your face! You are so jealous of the Dog that it's making you vomit!

    I don't care whose stupid blog this is, you are spreading lies and hate about a great man! And if you don't want more people telling you off, then just shut the hell up with your hate filled diatribe, dumbass.Unlike you, I speak the truth! Although I doubt that an immature little wussy like you and the other haters can handle it!

    Duane Dog Chapman, the world's most famous bounty hunter and loving father has taught millions people across North America that you can be a better person and that your life doesn't have to involve drugs.

    He has made a great impact on my life and I would rather eat a full tub of ice cream before I resort to drugs. During my life I went though alot of emotions that was until I watched Dog the bounty hunter.

    Alot of kids in my school use drugs and drink beer, even though i'm put under peer pressure I refuse to do any of those because I know that I can be a better person. Duane Dog Chapman is my idol and always will be.

    You can have your lame ass blog back now "Francis". :)

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  46. That explains everything Deathnova... Your a immature child. Please start concentrating more on your homework and less on the blog. Your age really shows in your posts.

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  47. Duane Dog Chapman is a fucking ASSHOLE and anyone who watches his show is also. Is that "Immature" enough for you?

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  48. Yeah, that sure is pretty immature, grandpa. An old guy like you should act more mature. You are a disgrace!!

    Smarten up old man! Dog is all good in my book! anybody who snags a psycho serial rapist on the lam earns my respect, which is more than I can say about losers like you Francis! Delaware County must be real proud of you.... NOT!

    I am going to post a link to here on every Dog fan board on the net. After thousands of Dog fans read what you just said, you better get set to get your wrinkled old ass told off, pops!

    You nasty old coot! Get a life!!

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  49. You go right ahead there loser, put a link up. I just can't wait to see what kind of assinine posts show up.

    "Dog is God spelled backwards!", or "Go DOG GO!". On a side note the bad thing about blogging is that you have assholes who like to post on friends web sites like one who is a paraplegic with nasty comments. The good thing is that I can DELETE any of your asshole comments.

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  50. Maybe gimps shouldn't be so nasty then. Somebody might kick over their wheelchairs.

    Delete that you old goat!

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  51. You insult thousands of people because they like a certain tv show, and then have the balls to bitch about it when people stand up to you? Up yours old man!

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  52. Francis, YOU ARE A CRACKHEAD!

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  53. Heh.. Just look at the picture of your "Hero" Duane.

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  54. Funny how you dog lovers call LIDC an old man, etc. Dog is 50 years old.

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  55. I LOVE THE SHOW YOU ALL HAVE NO RIGHT TO TALK ABOUT ANYONE ESPECIALLY SOMEONE YOU DONT EVEN KNOW.

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  56. I LOVE THE SHOW YOU ALL HAVE NO RIGHT TO TALK ABOUT ANYONE ESPECIALLY SOMEONE YOU DONT EVEN KNOW.

    Blah Blah Blah... YES I DO YOU STUPID RETARD! I don't like the show, I don't like Dog, I don't give a shit about his adoring moronic fans. Don't you people who have children seriously have a better role-model than Dog?

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  57. "Anonymous said...
    Funny how you dog lovers call LIDC an old man, etc. Dog is 50 years old."

    Oh yeah? Well I have seen gorgeous pics of the handsome, muscular, Dog Chapman, and the hideous pic of the old, decrepit, ugly looking LIDC. (Who incidentally, looks like he spends his time hanging around outside kindergartens all day!)

    Now, do you want to re-think that idiotic comment about why they call LIDC an old man? LOL!!!

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  58. Wow, all this over a TV show!!!
    Simple you don't care for it change
    the channel.

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  59. Holy crap! I saw one of the episodes where Duane and his tubby wife go to some fancy eatery in Hawaii...He drives up in the freakin' Jaguar which he completely ruined with these 22" bling bling negro rims. Then they get out and Duane looks like he just got done with his shift as a bouncer at the local gay bar....and of course his tubby wife looked like her usual hooker self! Shit that was funny!

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  60. "Oh yeah? Well I have seen gorgeous pics of the handsome, muscular, Dog Chapman"

    You think Duane Chapman is gorgeous? You must be as fat and ugly as his wife. Just look at his pic. A CONVICT.A MURDERER. A LIAR.
    Most of all, A PLAIN OLD DIRTY, SCUMMY, FILTHY, FUGLY OLD MAN!

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  61. Fuck you, scumbag!You're a guy, so who's really gay here? Must be YOU! You talk like a racist also, you hate mongering moron!

    And as for the next retard, listen up, bitch: Dog is a REAL man, unlike a loser like you. You pukes are just totally pathetic! It makes me laugh to see how stupid some idiots can be!

    You want to see an ugly old man, look in the mirror, Francis!!!

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  62. No, Francis must be ok. I mean, he sits around bad mouthing a true American hero like the Dog, and then puts up loads of pics of young girls with HUGE jugs, and underneath he writes captions like "Beautiful smile!"

    What a pedophile!!What a diddler!! What a pathetic old loser!! He probably has tons of kiddie porn on his computer too!

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  63. True Americian Hero? Pedophile? Girls with Huge tits? you both are really losing it to say those things in defence of Chapman. God knows that you worship the sniviling chimp Bush and his cabal too.

    Get a life. I am 44, happily married, have 5 children, ain't a CONVICT (like someone else so beautifully posted about Dog), work 6 days a week. And have a permit to carry.

    DAWG on the other hand, is a 50 something year old steroid shooting fuckhead who terrorizes Hawaii and other locations with his so called "Shock n Awe".

    Like I said before: I don't watch his fucking show (Only for some laughs), and couldn't care less about him. To you losers who continue to post your nasty rhetoric:

    One post about my family in a threatening manner will get you ass in court. To the fucker who e mailed me doing just that, Your attempt at spoofing your ip and mail addy has failed.

    I am an "Old Man" when it comes to the net. Been on it since '88. Fido, Usenet, IRC, BBS's, etc. I have more brains than you and Duane put together.

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  64. LIDC.

    If you like something and make a blog or site about it, that's all fine and good, but NOTHING was ever accomplished by hate mongering.

    Hate begets hate as violence begets violence.

    If you stop acting like such an insulting hate mongering jackass and leave Dog and his fans alone, then I'm sure that they will leave you in peace.

    You put up a hate blog and now it's coming back to haunt you. You have royally pissed off a lot of people with your insulting comments and inane and insipid posts. And what did you get? You will never change the minds of any true fans of the Dog, and as for the idiots that are already on your side, you can't preach to the already converted.

    So why don't we all just "agree to disgree" on the subject. We will watch Dog's show and respect him, and you are free to NOT watch it and have no respect.

    Just stop trying to ram your ideas down our throats, because it's never going to happen. You can never change our minds.

    Just knock off the hate and stupid insults. You are badly out numbered here, bub.

    Live and let live. It's the only way to be.

    NightHunter

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  65. Funny thing is, I posted my OPINION about the show. Then I was baited by the Dawg fans. I fell for it. My wife watches Bounty Hunter, I do not.

    This isn't a "Hate Blog" at all.Tell me something NH, how would you react to a threatening email towards your family? Would you e mail back more threats? Call the police? Or ignore it?

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  66. I have arrested hundreds of criminals in my career, and many went to prison because of me. Consequently, I have received threats many times. It's a little scary at first, but after a while, you start to think it's all just "tough guy talk" to try to get a rise out of you. And it is.

    Naturally when one's family is mentioned, the impulse to strike back immediately kicks in. That's a perfectly normal reaction, and likely just one that the crank is trying to invoke, totry to get you upset so that he can sit back in his parent's basement, and laugh.

    Now considering the source of the threat you mention is via e-mail, I have to imagine it to be the work of some dumbass crank or other such jagoff. As such, I would block the sender immediately. For treatening phone calls and letters I would say call the police without delay.

    So unless the content of the e-mail suggests some kind of intimate knowledge of you or your family that would not be known to the public through your site or other easily accessable public means,then I wouldn't get too concerned about it. However if it displayed intimate knowledge than I would advise you to contact the authorities about it. But I doubt that it does. It's more likely just some loser with a lot of spare time.

    And you can take it from me, LIDC, because I have pissed many people off in my time!! But again, I have to say that it's likely just some jackass trying to bother you. Most threats are just that. Nobody ever actually tried to make good on a threat against me.

    I am sorry that this happened to you, and I hope that no fan of Duane Chapman would stoop to such a tactic, and if so, I would point out to him or her that The Dog himself would definitely NOT approve of any such action. And that is because it is illegal, cowardly and just plain stupid!

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  67. It is quite obvious it is one of the fans that is threatening Francis. Read some of their posts, quite hypocritical if you ask me. So I would tend to think we are not dealing with Ivy league graduates!

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  68. Dog may have been in a little trouble in his past but most importantly he paid his dues and did his time. Thank god that his past experiances made him the man he is today. He is a hereo!

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  69. "LTMCSD said...
    It is quite obvious it is one of the fans that is threatening Francis. Read some of their posts, quite hypocritical if you ask me. So I would tend to think we are not dealing with Ivy league graduates!"

    I don't know if it was a fan or not, and I won't speculate without solid evidence. But even if it had been, one crank is not representitive of the Dog's fans, anymore than any of the hate mongering losers who post here against the Dog, is representive of a non-fan.

    Besides, LIDC himself made the blanket statement that everybody that watches Dog is an... well.. I won't repeat it, but as I warned before, you are just looking for trouble when you play with hate and prejudice like that.

    Give others the same right of free choice that would you demand for yourself. And don't start mass insulting people who like some one or something that you don't, and then when they complain, challenge them by saying: "Oh yeah? I'm not afraid of you! Bring it on losers!" This is just foolish.

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  70. Alright NH, you got me there. I kinda did take a line from George Bush about "Bringing it on". But The only thing "serious" about this whole thread is the fact that someone I do not know sent me an e-mail threatening my family. Most likely some loser but in today's world, should be taken quite serious.

    The rest? Well let's just say that I guess some people base their lives around another way too much.

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  71. As I said LIDC, as nasty as it obviously was, if the content was vague and non-specific, just ignore it. Don't give the idiot the satisfaction, you know? Karma will catch up to that clown sooner or later.

    And no worries about the "Bush comment", Lol!

    And as for "the rest," in this age of terrorists, 911, rampant crime every where, racisim on the streets and violence in our schools, if some people are lucky enough to find a hero to look up to, and an ideal to follow, then I say more power to them and to The Dog!

    I'm sure that you will agree with me on that point as well.

    You know LIDC, when you really stop and think about it, our ideologies aren't really that far apart, are they?

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  72. Yeah, I guess they aren't. But one thing is quite different. your idea's about who the "Terrorists" are and mine are completly different. I could go on, but it's late, and I have to work yet another Saturday. (Thank God there is work).

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  73. Hi Yall, whoops, I think I made a wrong turn on this interspace webnet stuff. But heck, as long as I'm here... Dog is tha bomb, Leiland is way hot, and Beth should run for president.

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  74. you know what? FUCK "Dog." Fuck him in his stupid ass, and fuck all of you who think he's anything more than shit scraped off the bottom of a shoe.

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  75. The Dog is a homo. the Dude takes down the weakest looking people. I've never even seen him go after somebody that looks remotly like a threat. It's always homeless old people doing nothing. Then to make things worse he tries to make these unharmful situations all intense making it seem like they were a threat. Chapman's a puss. Plain and simple. I wanna see him go after somebody that actiallly might do damage, not some cracked out old guy who doesn't know what's going on. Also the show's a guide on how to be white trash.

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  76. 'scuse me, but is there something wrong with being a part of the "white trash" sector of life? Last time I checked, everybody was made up of the same molecules. Who's to say that one lifestyle choice is "better" than an other one? There's a beating heart and fine red blood runnin' through every last one of us. Judge not, lest you be judged by your own standards! Dog's got the balls to live like he wanna...no matter what anybody tink!

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  77. put the big bad dawg in south central.......where he would have the life expectancy of a ww2 tailgunner

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  78. Lola Gina Marie said...
    'scuse me, but is there something wrong with being a part of the "white trash" sector of life?


    Well, I guess not, as long as you can glance up at "Jerry" while your dad makes you blow his poker buddies. Besides, with your brother also being your dad and husband, Appalachia makes the ties that bind, right?

    Lola Gina Marie said...
    Dog's got the balls to live like he wanna...no matter what anybody tink!


    I "tink" the only way I'd like to see Dawg is with some convict's balls bouncing his asscheeks.

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  79. Goodness, I didn't realize that was getting involved with a bunch of potty-mouth bigots! I shall leave you to your judgemental chatter. By the way, "tink" is hawaiian pidgin english for the word "think".... just so you know.

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  80. You tell 'em, Sista! I tink you one akamai wahine.

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  81. LOl, and you local Hawaiian love the white guy? the same race that took over your former country? Read your history man!

    Forget it, you people are as stupid as they come. you can have Hawaii, and Dog too. Steve McGarrit "five o" was the shit in the day. Now, you have.... Dog the bounty hunter.

    Pathetic.

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  82. I live in Kapaa..and a majority of the folks around here would prefer he move back to the mainland and take his white trash image with him.

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  83. Hey, Living in Delaware County...you are one miserable- sounding human being. I no longer see people in terms of their color or their history. Some of my best friends are haoles. Am I supposed to not associate with them because of something their ancestors did? Sounds like putting another link on the chain of bigotry and prejudice. No Thanks!

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  84. Whew. Who would would have thought a retro redneck with the worlds worst mullet could piss off so many people just by finding a way to get rich. As an ex con who has lived the straight life (couple of traffic tickets) for the last 26 years, I'd just like to know how to get one of those congressional pardons.

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  85. Duane is a discrace, and an embarrassment to the bail industry as a whole. In my state we bondsman can not have ANY felony convictions to qualify for a bail license, non the less a bounty hunter. I cannot see letting a convicted murder chase down other criminals. I don't see how that is OK with the American public. Next it will be OK for cops to be ex-cons and murders. I wonder how the family of Dog's murder victom feels about seeing him on TV? If he killed a member of my family I first of all wouldn't want to see him out of jail and second running around with mace. 99% of Bounty hunters carry a gun. Don't you think it would be foolish of a convicted murder to "admit" he carries one?

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  86. I've never seen so much jealousy in my life! The blogger doesn't care about Chapman? Why has he devoted so much time and energy to someone he doesn't give a rat about?

    Three cheers for anyone who can turn their life around like Chapman has.

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  87. You have got to be kidding. Jealous? Of a CONVICT? What was he convicted of again? Lemme think...
    Darn, I can't right remember. As far as devoting so much time and energy if you mean this blog you are as stupid as Chapman is. It dosen't take much to start your own.

    Tell ya what. Go to www.blogger.com and start your very own "I Love Duane Chapman Blog" Then give me the URL (link) so I can post on it.

    Agree?

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  88. Dog is not what you idiots think he is. He is a joke in the bonding industry. The woman in the big underware uses a alias on the show.
    If there is a trailer park in Hawaii these booger picking morons live there.

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  89. *Waia'kea said...
    I live in Kapaa..and a majority of the folks around here would prefer he move back to the mainland and take his white trash image with him.*

    I'm sure they would. Let me guess... are these folks criminals and bond jumpers by chance? Because decent law abiding people are glad The Dog is around!

    And as for the moron who posted above me, and the other jealous hater losers, get a life of your own, asshats!

    As you can see, decent people love The Dog, and nothing that any of you creeps can say is going to change that!

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  90. Hey Ed Tarnecki, your the cumm your mom should have swallowed!

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  91. Ed Tarnecki? Of course he is a moron. What do you expect from a guy that is dating his right hand?

    All these haters ought to move away from their parents and get jobs. Then they wouldn't have so much spare time on their hands to write trash about the Dog, in between waiting for the welfare checks to arrive.

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  92. I have a job. I know the subject in question. He is trash. The woman in the big underware has a real name it is not Beth Smith it is Alice Elizabeth Barmore. Do a web search on her and see what you learn.
    As for my job I'm a licensed bondsman in the State of Colorado.
    As for the people who posted right before me you don't know shit from a cheap grade of putty.

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  93. Aren't there morse pressing issues here in AMERICA than some fuck head and his whore wife? Maybe you all heard the word "KATRINA" used a few times on the T.V.

    Why waste your thoughts on some loser and his kin?

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  94. Wow, this is a crazy website! I stumbled onto it by accident looking to find out hold old "Dog" Chapman is (a very surprising "46", I think he looks a lot older than that!) Anyway, you people are ALL nuts! I like watching a variety of shows, the "Dog" show included, but in my real life I at least have learned to spell, use proper punctuation and grammar, and not use vulgar language to get a point across. I believe you all need a good spanking from your mother, and to head back to elementary school to continue your education (or begin anew, since it obviously didn't take the first couple of times you went). If you don't like a show, don't watch it, plain and simple. There are plenty of things to do besides television, anyway. Read a good book. Judging from your "entries," I'd start small, with a Dr. Seuss book, perhaps! Happy reading, and nighty, night - leave on your night-light so the Dog doesn't come and get you!!!

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  95. yoy dis this man for turning his life around and you probally just some punk faggot dope dealing scumbag with no penis and you reffered that no matter how big you are you lose against your berretta blow me you have to have balls to shoot a human and you my friend dont have those as we can tell and maybe thats why your girlfreind (if she is real) looks away from you at night and watches the dog who if you look doesnt seem to be trashing your rep but you with no penis yell at the tv

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  96. Your wording is right along the likes of "Dawg" and the Chimp. Why is it that you losers always bring up the size of a male penis, etc to try to get your point across? Are you a closet faggot maybe? You shouldn't be on your Mommie's computer and for the upteenth time, I still think DOG CHAPMAN IS AN ASSHOLE!!!


    As for my wife? If she want's to lower herself by watching asshole shows like "Dawg" and "COPS" and all those other "Bad Boy" shows then so be it. I leave the room, go upstaris and watch REAL channels, like the Military Channel, or PBH..

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  97. Actually shit for brains, your wife lowered herself when she married a hopeless dick like you.

    I am happy that she has since developed taste in men, and it sounds like she will be ditching your wrinkled old ass any day now.

    Good for her!!!!

    And as for the fag that claims to be a BEA in Colorado, I HIGHLY doubt it! Bobby Brown and the Dog have that area all sewn up, and if you were really a BEA there then you'd know that asswad!

    And the rest of you haters can take your skewed and twisted perspectives and shove them straight up your candy asses! LOSERS!

    DUANE "DOG" CHAPMAN IS THE BEST! FUCK ALL THE REST!!

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  98. So you mean you're not even an assclown BEA? only a lameass bondsman??? Big whoop loser! So how the hell does that give you the credentials to shoot your yap of about a man like Dog Chapman, who does the job in the field every day for 27 years?

    Tell me Mr. expert; Where's YOUR tv show, scumbag?

    You are just a loud mouthed asshole and you have no business talking about a REAL Bounty Hunter like The Dog! So stick it up your ass, little man!

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  99. Childrn, cant we all just get along?? To the owner of this blog, whay u have against the COPS show? Its my favorite and (((DOG))) rocks!!!

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  100. June 11, 2005
    TV bounty hunter cited in alleged motel assault

    By R. SCOTT RAPPOLD and JOEL MILLMAN THE GAZETTE


    A bounty hunter who appears on the cable television program “Dog the Bounty Hunter” was cited by police for third-degree assault Friday night after a fight at a Colorado Springs motel.

    Leland Chapman, son of the show’s star, Duane “Dog” Chapman, was accused of assaulting Roy Barnes, owner of the Aztec Motel, 1921 E. Platte Avenue. The charge is a misdemeanor that carries a possible penalty of 18 months in jail and a $5,000 fine.

    Police said the bounty hunters showed up at the motel around 4:30 p.m., cameras rolling. They were sent there by Colorado Springs bail bondsman Bobby Brown to find fugitive Harry Whaley.

    Police Lt. Mary Jo Strassburg-Aldal said a fight broke out, and, based on a statement from Barnes, Leland Chapman was cited and released. Police provided no further information on the incident.

    There were conflicting accounts of what led up to the fight.

    Motel manager Erin Welch said the bounty hunters jumped out of their vehicle and demanded to know where Whaley was.

    “We said, ‘Harry Whaley is not here and hasn’t lived here for a year and a half, when we kicked him out,’” Welch said.

    She said she tried to tell them where Whaley was staying, but the bounty hunters insisted he was there and that Barnes was Whaley’s brother. Barnes told them to leave the property.

    “They started yelling at everybody in the hotel, yelling, ‘You crackheads, you tweakers,’” she said.

    Barnes continued to demand they leave, when Leland Chapman threw him against a car, punched him and pushed him to the ground, Welch said.

    Welch called police. Barnes initially didn’t want to press charges, and the bounty hunters left, but he later changed his mind.

    As of 10 p.m., Barnes was still being evaluated at Memorial Hospital, Welch said.

    “We would have helped them find Harry Whaley. We don’t like Harry Whaley,” she said. “They were very abrasive and very aggressive.”

    The bounty hunters told a different story.

    Beth Chapman, Leland Chapman’s mother, said they didn’t even get out of the parking lot before the motel manager began to scream at them to get off the property. When they tried to explain whom they were looking for, Barnes attacked her son, she said.

    Beth Chapman said that once police arrived and the fight was broken up, everyone calmed down and apologized. The bounty hunters even signed autographs for residents of the motel, she said.

    “The only reason they’re filing charges is so they can sue,” she said. “The woman there told the motel owner four times ‘You have to file charges if you’re going to sue.’”

    When police tracked them down four hours later to cite her son, she said, officers wouldn’t let him press charges against Barnes.

    “I didn’t care that they gave Leland a ticket, but they needed to give the motel owner a ticket at the same time,” she said.

    A police spokesperson was unavailable for comment late Friday.

    Duane “Dog” Chapman gained national fame in 2003 for capturing convicted rapist and cosmetics heir Andrew Luster in Mexico.

    His program, which airs on the A&E Network, follows him and his crew as they track down fugitives. It is in its second season.

    Brown said he’s worked closely with Chapman before and this was to be filmed for the program.

    Whaley, he said, was “somebody who needed to be off the streets.”

    Court records show Whaley has an arrest warrant for failing to appear in court on charges of being a habitual traffic offender, and past convictions for drug offenses, theft, fraud, car theft and domestic violence.

    Brown, a former El Paso County sheriff’s deputy and candidate for sheriff, also questioned why the motel owner pressed charges.

    “Everything is fine. It’ll all be handled by attorneys,” Brown said Friday night. “It was all blown out of proportion. Everything was fine until this lady decided to sue.”

    CONTACT THE WRITER: 476-1605 or

    srappold@gazette.com

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  101. Nice try loser. That proves you don't even watch the show! Moron!!

    http://www.gazette.com/display.php?id=1309667&secid=1

    BOUNTY HUNTER'S CHARGES DROPPED!


    By R. SCOTT RAPPOLD THE GAZETTE

    The 4th Judicial District Attorney’s Office has dropped an assault charge against a television bounty hunter after a tape proved he did not start a fight outside a Colorado Springs motel in June.

    Leland Chapman, the son of television bounty hunter Duane “Dog” Chapman, was cited on suspicion of third-degree assault June 10 after a scuffle with Roy Barnes, owner of the Aztec Motel on East Platte Avenue.

    The program, “Dog the Bounty Hunter,” which airs on cable channel A&E, chronicles the family’s hunt for fugitives.

    The bounty hunters had been asked by local bail bondsman Bobby Brown to help capture a fugitive believed to be living at the Aztec Motel.

    A fight broke out as they arrived at the motel, with Barnes and the Chapmans saying the other started the brawl.

    According to a Colorado Springs police report, the cameras were rolling, but the crew refused to show police a tape of the fight, citing laws that shield them from having to turn over tapes to authorities.

    Barnes, who had several cuts on his face and head, swelling under his right eye and fractured ribs, twice changed his mind about filing charges. He eventually told police he wanted to press charges to file a civil suit, and Leland Chapman was cited based on his account.

    Last week, an attorney from the film company, New Yorkbased Hybrid Films, brought a copy of the tape to Colorado Springs to show prosecutors.

    Elizabeth Kirkman, chief deputy district attorney, said the tape clearly showed Barnes was the “initial aggressor” and Leland Chapman acted in appropriate self-defense.

    Prosecutors filed a motion Tuesday to drop the charge, which was approved by a judge Wednesday.

    “I’m so pleased,” Duane Chapman said Wednesday. “The wheels of justice grind slowly, but if you hang in there and you’re innocent, it’ll be proven.”

    Beth Smith, his partner who describes herself as the stepmother of Leland Chapman, said the night of the fight, they did not have the authority to tell the film crew to show police the tape.

    Plus, she preferred to have a prosecutor view the tape and decide on charges, rather than a police officer.

    Barnes said Wednesday he dis- agrees with the decision to drop the charges. He contends the Chapmans started the fight and harassed the residents of his motel.

    “Those people came onto my property like they just got pumped for a football game and they started calling my tenants names,” Barnes said.

    He said he’s still considering a civil suit.

    Harry Whaley, the fugitive they were looking for at the Aztec Motel, was spotted and chased by police two days later. Duane Chapman caught him hiding in bushes after police lost him.

    Chapman said he plans to return to Colorado Springs this fall to film another episode.

    ON TV

    Duane “Dog” Chapman’s search for and capture of fugitive Harry Whaley in Colorado Springs in June will be the subject of an episode of “Dog the Bounty Hunter” Aug. 23.

    The program will air on cable channel A&E at 8 p.m., Chapman said.

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  102. Ha ha ha! It looks like "watcher" wasn't watching!! Lol!

    Hey "watcher", next time do your homework, you pathetic little hater-boy loser. Then maybe you won't look like such a total RETARD! Hahahahahahahahaha!!!

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  103. Delaware, smellarware....beware those that keep their underwear in tupperware. But as for me, I do not care. I know what's up with y'all, so there!

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  104. You must work at walmart. How PATHETIC!

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  105. WOW!!! If all you hate mongers could channel that hate to do something good for society then by all means go ahead! This is a pathetic blog and the owner of it is just trying to get his 15 minutes of fame! As for the Dog and his possy, well I watch the show all the time! How can you hate a man that has changed his life and is trying to help people? He not only catches these criminals and puts them away, he also treats them like humans, with respect! Something that you hate mongers here need to learn! As for those of you here trying to defend Dog, I am afraid you are wasting your time! These loser have nothing but hate in their hearts and they know nothing but hate! I feel very sorry for them that their Mommies didn't teach them any better! I have always taught my kids that if you have nothing nice to say then say nothing at all! God Bless!

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  106. Oh gee sorry Tator but that last comment was from me! Just wanted you to know that I KNOW who you are!

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  107. runny, runny, brown and runny,
    some people think diarreah's funny.
    But if you're the one that's sittin' on the pot,
    you're apt to dissagree.
    you'll likely think it's not!

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  108. whada You know, Jubey?....ya farklebutt. I think yer bluffin'. Probably got a pair of fours or something like that.

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  109. Tater salad, Jujubees,
    a gallon of some good sweet tea.
    but here's the question plaguing me
    Just what's a farklebutt?
    The things I'm reading on this blog
    are nuttier than a pecan log.
    rants from brains slipping cogs.
    And what's a farklebutt?

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  110. At the end of the day, If he is doing something worth while with his life, ie: getting those that have broken the law & deserve to be in prision, why are we all slagging him off. In this day and age, there is so much hatred that goes on in this world, mostly based on jealousy, why can't we give someone a break. He may have been a convict in the past, but he has paid his dues. If you had done something wrong in your life, would you all want to be forever remembered for what you had done wrong, instead of what you had done right. I know for sure I wouldn't. Just please, never judge a book by it's cover.

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  111. Aiight, I watch the show all the time. I enjoy watchin Dog and his family get the bad guys. And plus, I'm a chick, so Leland is hot, lol.

    But I just wanted to address some things...

    I live in Canada, theres FUCK ALL bad stuff here, we are pussies, straight up. BUT, every law enforcment person (including you Night whatever) NEEDS to wear a gun, its the law dumbass, even in Canada, fucking take some law classes dip shit.

    Dog has gone after people that have skipped a bond over $10k...the most I've seen so far was $25k.

    Sparky, your a tool, straight up. Yea, you can have your opinions on Dog all you want, BUT don't think that working on 600 volt whatever is gonna make you sound any tougher, cuz it doesn't, it just made me laugh.

    And NightHunter, the WORST place to work in, in Canada, is Winnipeg, the MURDER capitol of Canada, I lived 2 hrs from there for 18 years. And don't try to say that I ain't tough at all, and that you have taken down some big drug dealers and that...cuz boy,

    -I was a HUGE drug dealer in my area, and nobody touched me
    -When I wasn't a drug dealer, I was arrested for many other things
    -I lived in the "projects"...and they ain't bad at all, fuck, they are boring

    So, buddy, get a life, stop lying bout what you do, and go search up a better job for yourself and lie about that one.

    -Rachel

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  112. farklebutts leave nasty comments
    shotguns shoot them nasty varmints
    but if they should mend their ways
    longer, better are their days

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  113. Listen up, "Rachel". While I am sure that the projects where you are must be pretty bad, and that would be due to drug dealing trash, like you've already admitted to being. In which case, what gives you the right to tell crimefighters like Dog Chapman or I what to do?

    And guns are only for the "3 C's" Cops, Criminals and Cowards. I hate guns as much as I hate the criminal scum that carry them. I have put thousands of criminals in prison over the 15 years I've been in this line of work, and never needed a gun.

    By the way, you said you were a drug dealer, but the only drug dealers I ever met that were female were the ones that were also prostitutes. So are you going to own up to that also?

    Which brings me to that creep "tator". Listen up loser, why don't you stay here with the hater creeps in Francis' blog, and leave the Dog boards for his fans? I'm sure that you'd feel much more at home with the hate mongering retards that seem to love it here so much.

    You twisted, deluded little miscreants are so pathetic! Don't you know that you are so outnumbered, so outclassed, that you are like a match in a hurricane?

    Give yourself a break, just give up. We grow so tired of hearing your whining! It started when Dog's first season came out, when you losers said he wouldn't last. And now, as we are geting ready to watch season 3, you morons are still yapping! What morons you are!

    But remember this, wherever evil scum like you rear your ugly heads to make your hateful comments towards the great Dog Chapman, then you better get ready to deal with The NightHunter!

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  114. Nighthunter is world famous, tator you faggot! He specializes in dealing with hate monger scumbags like you! If you think a homo like you can fuck with him then I guess your a bigger fucktard than you sound like. I'd love to watch him beat the crap out of you!

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  115. So would I. Funny how this dick "tator" claims to be a bail bondsman, but then on here he says: "How many of Duane's arrests are the result of Alice Barmore's letting the criminal out of jail in the first place?" WHich I guess means that you lied about being a bondsman since that is what a bondsman does.

    By the way assjockey, here in the US of motherfuckin' A we have a little thing called the constitution.

    And the constitution declares that a person is innocent until proven guilty in a court of law. The people on bail are going to court and thus have not yet been convicted of the offence with wich they are charged.

    I guess that you never heard of that did you? You lying sack of shit! Fuck you "tator" tot! You sound like a redneck trailer park asshole! Do the world a huge favor and fucking die!

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  116. Duane his hussy wife and the rest of the uneducated white trash are attention whores. Bottom Line. I hear that out of the whole clan only one of them ever graduated from HS. Like you couldn't tell!

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  117. Huntress get over by your dish and lay down.

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  118. Go Dog you are just jealous because you will never come close to as cool as dog. remember~ "THERES NO ICE IN PARADISE!"

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  119. Sheesh you guys still at it over here!!! Well I guess it is better here than on anyone's forums right!!! I get a big kick out of NightHunter the wanna be cop thinking he is a big shot! Yea ok buddy you are a freaking housing cop if that profession even exists! Even a security guard gets to carry a gun loser! I am pretty sure your stories are made up cuz all the "dealers" I know carry guns and would never allow a twerp like you dressed up in a Halloween costume arrest them!
    Come on NightHunter tell us the truth here are you a stalker or a mama's boy??

    As for Dog I am a big fan of his I love the show!I think what he and his crew do is a wonderful thing they get scum off the streets! Beth is a good woman for what she does, who really cares how she talks or dresses! She is a great mother to her kids, you can certianly tell she loves them to death, and that she loves Dog to! So come on why not let these people live in peace! They have rights to you know! At least they have something called COMPASSION for their fellow man, more than I can say for a few of you that have posted here on this blog!

    Oh and living in delaware I feel for your wife that she has to watch a real MAN on t.v then go to bed with a loser like you! I wonder does she think of DOG while she is with you????

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  120. Q: What would you call Dog and his cooter clan if they were black?




    A: Niggers.

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  121. I think that all you fags out there dissin Dog should shut ur flipping mouths cause people can change and that is what Dog did and I think you are just losers to be dissin him like that and dog would kick all of oyur Butts! So I would watch what you are saying cause dog is the BOMB and all of the people that like dog are my kind of people so people defending DOG Keep doing what your doing and yell at all the people dissin him! STUPID PEOPLE!!!! At least dog is keeping criminals off the street and what are you doing your probably sitting there on your coach eating bomb bombs!!! So shut up and if you dont like the show then dont watch it!!!

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  122. Oh My.. That last post must have been a relative of Dog's from the looks of the spelling and grammar!

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  123. Since tater and the other morons are too stupid to google "housing cop" then maybe I'll just tell you what it is. In Canada where Nighthunter is, it means "special constable" and that gives the officer the same powers as a regular police officer. In New York, it's a section of the NYPD.

    You losers must really love to show your igorance to the world, don't you?

    And the only fake around here is you, mr. po-tater-head! You're no bondsman. You don't seem like much of a man either.

    I applaud Nighthunter, and Duane "Dog" Chapman for making the world a better place.

    And I have nothing but contempt for you loud mouthed asshats that try to insult them. It doesn't work, because it just makes you look like the little girly boys that you actually are!

    Suck it up sissy boys! Because REAL men make you jerks look like the homos that you really all are!

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  124. You are absolutely right!
    It doesn't matter what a bunch of jealous little losers like tator think or say, because it's plain to see that we Dog fans are right, and the hate mongers are wrong!!

    Shall I spell it out for tator and the rest of the half asses?

    Alright, I will: You see dumbasses, Dog has his own TV show. Where's yours?

    Dog has a book coming out about him, do you?

    Dog is famous all over the world. Are you?

    Dog has a lot of money. Do you?

    Dog has a phenominal physique. And I bet you haters are fat from sitting on the computer all day with a bag of Frito's in one hand, and your pencil dicks in the other.

    You bastards are just so jealous that Dog is a million times better than you'll ever be, that it makes you sick, doesn't it?

    So clearly, it's all just a case of penis envy here, right tator? You probably have a real teensy, weensy one, right? LOL!!!

    So tator, until you get your OWN TV show, how about shutting the fuck up, dick breath?

    And that goes for the rest of you hate mongers too!

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  125. GOOGLE "CANADA SUCKS" SOMETIME!!!!

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  126. They so happen to be our staunchest ally, you hate mongering cockjockey!

    You lose the arguement about Dog, so now you want to spread hate about Canada? You sure do suck cock don't you?

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  127. Of course he does! All the haters do! They suck humongous cocks! They are all jealous of Dog's success. All his detractors are either on welfare or working for minimum wage. Ha ha !! Losers!!!

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  128. Your feeble attempts to mock your betters conclusively establish that you are a childish, immature excuse for a man.

    Grow up!

    And when you get a TV show (or a life) of your own, please come back and let us all know.

    I don't think I'll hold my breath waiting for either one to happen to a loser like you.

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  129. Yeah, I won't hold my breath either!

    By the way, and I hope you're looking real close here 'dick'-tator bitch, because I have news for you!

    No, not that you're a jealous loser punk, you already knew that. I meant this:

    http://starbulletin.com/2005/10/10/features/story06.html

    Get somebody smarter than you are, (i.e. some kid from the nearest nursery school) to copy that and paste it into your browser for you.

    And after you see what it says and drop dead, the world will be a much better place!!

    Revenge is SWEET!!!!!!

    Enjoy it, jagoff!!

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  130. "Coming up: A toy manufacturer will begin selling a "Dog" action figure later this year"

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  131. Dog is a wuss who picks on the locals. I'd like to see him try that shit he and his fatass wife pull in L.A. or Detroit. He would be put down like the whitey that he is!

    Vete a la mierda Dawg!

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  132. And sucka-la-cock to you too bitch!

    I don't know why decent Dog fans try to talk rationally to scum like you and tator-tot.

    Let me break it down for you hateful asswipes! GET A LIFE YOU PATHETIC COCKSUCKERS! YOU ARE JEALOUS FUCKHEADS! GET FUCKED!

    DOG IS BETTER THAN YOU ARE! HE WILL ALWAYS BE BETTER THAN YOU ARE! GET OVER IT RETARDED BASTARDS!

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  133. You Dog fans are riot!!! I get so many laughs from your idiotic posts! It just goes to show you the kind of cooters this "Dog" guy attracts. Keep up the good work! You make dog proud! Please give us updates on your mullets and how their coming along.. Don't get upset that you don't have the plummage of Dog's mullet...keep in mind he has spent many years training his.

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  134. And I'll bet you spent many years training to be a total fag.

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  135. In the case of bbc and tator, you'd win that bet. But they probably didn't have to practice too much, since being fags just comes naturally to homos like them.

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  136. I also notice quite a pattern with the Dog fans and homosexuality. It seems that every post contains some reference. I would recommend that you fans look into some CBT therapy (Cognitive Behavioral Techniques). You may also want to consider speaking to your physician about the possibility of SSRI treatment (The use of Luvox, Prozac, Paxil, Celexa, or Zoloft). Good luck with the treatment of your illness. Keep us updated.

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  137. Truthwillout? When you and others resort to personal attacks on me and my family that's where I draw the line. Your immaturity is reflective those who watch fuck head Dog Chapman.

    I'm deleting your assinine post. Go back to the "Dog Chapman Fan Site" and troll there.

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  138. The primary thing I find tragic about this whole blog is that I have just wasted a half hour of my life reading it. A half hour, folks...time I shall never get back!!

    Beth Smith AKA Alice Elizabeth Barmore
    Yes, Alice has had priors. This is something she freely admits, and has also spoken about candidly on camera. Why does it matter? Beth now spends her time working with Duane, Wesley, Leland, Tim and Duane-Lee Jr. apprehending and aiding in the rehabilitation of criminals. More than this, she is a wonderful mother, fantastic wife, and first class friend. Not only has she earned the respect of many, but Dogs Hawaiian Huntress is by far a better role model for children than Paris Hilton, Jessica Simpson, or any other of the countless anorexic celebrities on television today. I thank God for Beth, she is an amazing and accomplished lady.

    Duane "Dog" Chapman Sr.

    Yes, again, he's had priors. I'd like to point out that the most vocal subject on these priors is a bounty hunter himself. The site that LIDC refers to, detailing the Bounty Hunter's brush with Mexican authorities is his business site. He uses Dog's name to get himself hits to the site, and then promotes his own sorry self. The truth of the matter is pretty simple to put together, folks. Dog is on a syndicated television show. IF the mexican authorities were really as hot to get a hold of him as this silly man pretends on his site, they, in conjunction with the US authorities would HAVE HIM BY NOW!! He's far from difficult to find, non? The fact remains that they aren't interested in pursuing any charges for two very valid reasons:
    a) Dog has, by far, done more good than harm to society as a whole.
    b) Charging Chapman would create incredible unrest as he is valued highly by US law enforcement.

    Almost as nauseating as the original accusations this pathetic individual, looking to profit in his own bounty hunting business by smearing Duane's name, is the fact that he speaks about Luster's deprivation of liberty as though Luster was a victim!! This scumbag Luster is a sexual predator that raped and sexually assaulted COUNTLESS women. The denial of this animal's "civil liberties" are difficult to cry for in light of that, don't you think?

    Perhaps, prior to spreading hate about the internet in an attempt to feel big, one should take a few moments and research the facts?? It really doesn't take a lot of time, and friends, in the end, it could save a good many of you a great deal of humiliation.

    Oh, and yes, Duane was pardoned. This had to do with the fact that it was decided he had paid his dues, and gone on to give a great deal back to the community. Given that pardons are not handed out lightly, perhaps that ought to tell you all a little something?

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  139. I like Beth's BIG tits!! that's why the show's so a hit!!

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  140. Let's face facts. One look at the Dog's wife (?) clearly shows you what she really is.

    A overweight, blonde in a bottle (#69), with a fat ass and silicone enhanced tits.

    Look at her fat thighs. They rub together all the way from her "XXX" down to her knees. And her stomach? Have you ever seen a bigger beer belly on a female?

    One look tells you she's nothing more than a overly made up, white, trailer trash slut!

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  141. Who ever called Beth a "Hawaiian Huntress" should have their head examined. Sad to see these white trash losers cashing in on the social problems of mostly true Hawaiians who are in trouble with the law. I only watch it in the hope that one of these Hawaiians beats the shit out of them....Oh yeah that really happend, funny they don't show that film??? Dog come back to Hawaiian Ryans, lets shoot some pool, ha, ha, ha.

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  142. So sad to see Hawaiians being exploited by these low class haoles. Why keep bailing out drug users who you know are going to mess up??? The answer is money. More money. I’d have more respect if the show was Dog the Drug Rehabilitator - oh yea no more money in that. I see Karma is catching up with Beth or Alice, she now has a huge tumor growing on her chest.

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  143. "Congressional pardon?" My ass.
    Go back to civics class.. only the Executive (the President for federal convictions, the governor of the state of conviction for state crimes) can pardon.

    Someone wants to point me towards the official record of a legit pardon for Chapman, and I'll go to work wearing "Dog: Bounty Hunter" shirts for the next week.

    The show is like a freakin' highway accident. You can't help but look.

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  144. dog is the man if he was to bring his ass to Pennslyvania all u scared ass convicts would run and hide but he would find all you assholes so pray to god he dont come. Get em dog!!!

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  145. Dod is an appropriate name for him. He is a grandstanding hot dog. If it were not for the loser Americans who watch Dog's pathetic behavior on T.V., he would still be in a trailer park. Where all Yankees belong, with a elecrtrified fence around it.

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  146. The reason Dog finds the Convicts in Hawaii is because he bails out the worst crack heads who aren't even hiding from him. Hawaii is a rock surrounded by water, a duck shooting gallery for this so called "Bounty Hunter". How many times has he had his ass kicked in Hawaii?? Waimanalo, Hawaiian Ryans, Waianae, etc. I want to see film of the Dog getting stomped!!!!!

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  147. I saw film of the Waimanalo fight, Cuz, the guy (Dog) wen run away and left his son Leiland to fend fo himself. Sad brah.

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  148. I heard about that fight, I heard he ran away without even looking back and his son got beat pretty bad. What kind of man would run away and let his son get beaten? Where was boobs, I mean Beth?

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  149. Boobs wasn't there brah..... I heard one guy wen bus up Dog at Hawaiian Ryans thats why they won't go inside anymore.

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  150. I think the Dog should iron his face and Beth Boobs should shut her fat pie hole.

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  151. I think it's funny how the dog lovers keep talking about what a great person he is and how nice they are and what a great mother tits must be. There was a thread running on hawaii threads that had a post by someone who lives close to them. Apparently their yard smells like crap from the 8 dogs that run around in it barking at all hours while boobs screams profaity at her children.

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  152. All About The DOG


    “Six men can carry you or 12 men can judge you. You decide!” — a Dogism

    The walls are closing in on Candy Goins — and fast. Holed up in Room 209 of the Fairfield Inn in Denver, Goins is starting to believe the jig may finally be up.

    She’s been on the lam for two months, having jumped a $100,000 bond following her arrest for manufacturing fraudulent credit cards, checks and IDs, not to mention drug possession, robbery and extortion.

    With over 100 victims in her wake, this 30-year-old mother of two is plumb out of aliases, disguises and principal partners, four of whom have already been sent to the slammer.

    She’s tired, but there’s no time to sleep — not with a bounty hunter named “Dog” hot on her trail, taunting her with repeated calls to her cell phone and daring her to come out of her hiding place and play. “Run, Candy,” he growls, issuing a challenge for all to see on the Web site www.crime.com “Run!”

    Oh, Candy wants to. But she doesn’t dare, afraid of what’s lurking beyond Room 209.

    And so she begins working frantically to get a letter off to Todd, a friend — all the while keeping her ears pressed to the walls as they rapidly start to close in and the fear of God — er, Dog — wells up inside her.

    “I am so alone — except for Dog,” she writes. “He is right behind me. I can feel him. What do I do?”

    For fugitives of the law or bail jumpers like Candy, there’s not much to do but await the inevitable. Just like death and taxes, this much is certain: If you’re on the run, Dog is gonna get you.

    Dog is Duane Lee Chapman, owner of Da Kine Bail Bonds in Honolulu and self-proclaimed “greatest bounty hunter in the world.” Six thousand-plus captures over the past two decades have earned this highly intense, charismatic ex-con and born-again Christian such a distinction.


    He is the modern-day Billy the Kid — minus all the weaponry. “Regulators,” he’ll often bellow to his supporting cast of bounty hunters, which often includes family members and friends, “mount up!”

    He’s also the king of comebacks — a modern-day hero who was once a zero after serving time in a Texas prison for first-degree murder. It’s a conviction he claims was unfounded and later candidly discusses, for the first time ever, with MidWeek.

    “I am what rehabilitation stands for,” claims the man who’s been profiled on such TV shows as The Learning Channel’s Secret World of Bounty Hunters and Court TV’s Anatomy of a Crime, and whose Predator’s Predator column at www.crime.com receives a bevy of hits on a daily basis. “I did time in prison, and that made my mother and father — not to mention the public — very ashamed of me.”

    And so as part of his penance, he vowed to help make America a safer place for all.

    “It’s why I hunt men — fugitives of the law,” says Dog, who also spends a good portion of his time tracking bail jumpers, or skips, between Hawaii and Colorado — where he owns three additional bonding companies. “This is a game of good guy versus bad guy. And I must capture the bad guy!”

    Over the years, the list of fugitives Dog claims to have either helped catch or single-handedly brought to justice reads like a who’s who of America’s Most Wanted: Quinton Wortham, Capital Hill rapist; Wayne Williams, Atlanta child murderer; William Scatarie, white supremacist and convicted murderer of Denver radio shock jock Alan Berg.

    Even Hawaii’s criminals have felt his wrath. Just last week, for example, Dog caught notorious Kona burglar Bryan Blair, who was lying low in Kansas City.

    “Dog’s a genius at the practical side of humanity, especially when it comes to understanding the criminal mind,” says Anthony Robbins, world-renowned motivational speaker who talks highly of the bounty hunter’s abilities in his book Awaken the Giant Within. “He’s the best in the world at what he does.”

    Of course, much of Dog’s success is due to his knack for getting the most out of his informants.



    “Seventy percent of all my captures happen because some good ole American has turned them in by giving me information,” says Dog, the spitting image of the maverick bounty hunter: stone-cold blue eyes, long unruly blond hair and weathered skin all wrapped in a skin-tight, sleeveless T-shirt, silver-capped boots, bicycle gloves and arm bands.

    “I’m like that new game show on TV: I keep looking for the weakest link. I look for relatives, friends, anyone who might be willing to help bring the fugitive in.”

    Dog is one of only a handful of men across the country who makes a living as a professional bounty hunter. Together with an estimated 8,000 bail enforcement agents (BEA), they account for 30,000 to 40,000 arrests each year — all at no cost to taxpayers.

    “Bounty hunters are a dying breed,” says Dog, who at age 46 and nearing retirement refuses to work under the more “politically correct” term of BEA. It’s one of the reasons why he plans on opening a bounty hunter school in the Islands, where he’ll not only teach the “tricks to the trade,” but the ethics of the business as well.

    “Bail enforcement agents strictly go after bail,” he explains. “Bounty hunters go after anyone with a price on their head — as well as fugitives of the law.

    “When I got into this business, I said I wouldn’t be a snitch — someone who drops a dime and tells you where the fugitive is. I wanted to be able to look the guy in the face when I brought him in and see the entire process through.”

    There was a time, however, when looking a fugitive in the face wasn’t enough. Dogging the apprehended incessantly was as much of the routine as flashing his Colorado and Hawaii fugitive apprehension badges or slapping on the cuffs and leg irons.

    “A skinhead broke my nose once,” admits Dog. “I had him cuffed and was walking back to the car, and my adrenaline was going. I started talking sh— to him, what they call ‘holding court on the street.’ Well, the Bible says that a haughty spirit goeth before a fall. And he head-butted me — just splattered my nose all over the place.”

    Dog claims to have mellowed with age, although he’s still apt to call the captured every expletive in the book.

    “It’s tough. You’ve got to be able to chase these guys with your heart blowing. And once you catch ’em you’ve got to be able to stop that adrenaline,” explains Dog, who’ll often end his captures with “dogisms” — his own spontaneous, expletive-free sayings.

    “I do the verbal thing,” he continues. “I’ll walk around the fugitive and I’m like, ‘You mother f——-, god——, you sh—, you fu——!’ But then I’ll calm down and compliment them by saying ‘You were one of the best chases I’ve ever had.’ ”

    With all that rage, it’s a wonder Dog is able to maintain his sanity. But the balance, he says, comes from these Islands.

    “I’ll listen to a lot of Hawaiian music — stuff like Iz — to relax,” he says. “For me, Hawaii is like decompression.”

    “Born on a mountain, raised in a cave. Arresting fugitives is all I crave.”— another Dogism

    Hector Gonzalez is pissed— and he’s taking his frustration out on Dog’s car. Lying in the back seat with his hands cuffed, this heroin — or cheiva — smuggler from Colombia is screaming obscenities at the bounty hunter while using his stocky legs to boot the back windshield. Thump. Thump. Crash!

    This is not what Gonzalez had in mind when he decided to head for the mountains — a typical destination for many fugitives. He thought he’d be as free as a bird as long as he stayed close to Carter Lake in Loveland, Colo., and as far away from the El Gato Negro, a bar located on the seedy side of Denver, where Gonzalez’ drug deals often went down and which the feds and local authorities were keeping close tabs on.

    But now here he was — a fugitive considered so dangerous that the FBI put a no-hold bond on him — and he’s headed for the pen. The embarrassing thing is, he’d been duped by this bounty hunter and his five kids! Hell, the oldest one couldn’t be more than 12, Gonzalez thought to himself. And what were they holding? Flashlights?

    He honestly believed it was the feds who woke him in the middle of the night. “All right, Gonzalez,” growled a voice over a bullhorn. “You’re surrounded. Come out with your hands up!”

    With lights streaming in from all sides of the cabin, Gonzalez thought he’d do the only sensible thing and surrender. But after being cuffed and placed in the back seat, he didn’t expect to hear these 11 words:

    “All right kids, you can come out from behind the bushes!”

    Arrrh! Gonzalez screams. They’re just kids! “I’m gonna kill you , mother f —” he shouts, glaring at his captor. “I’m gonna kill you when I get out!”

    Don’t let the looks fool you. Despite the tough-guy image, Dog is afraid — and rightfully so — whenever he’s chasing a criminal.

    “I’m a normal guy. I’m scared all the time. Fear, I let him out,” he says. “Like with Gonzalez. When he said that he was going to kill me, well, that shook me up for a pretty long time.”

    But more so than facing killers and drug dealers, Dog fears not making ends meet for his family — which includes 12 children, seven of whom still live with him and his “significant other,” Beth Barmore. Bounty hunting, it turns out, isn’t quite the lucrative job after all.

    “There’s this really big misconception that Duane makes all this money,” says Barmore, co-owner of the couple’s bonding businesses. “Most of the time, bondsmen can’t pay.”

    In general, bounty hunters make between 10 and 15 percent of the posted bail. For Dog, however, the return isn’t always there. By his own calculations, he’s been paid for less than half of the 6,000 fugitives he’s brought in. People have offered him wristwatches and old pickup trucks as payment. Ironically, a bondsman once handed Dog a puppy rather than cash.

    Two years ago, Charley Dillion — a bondsman in Palm Springs, Calif. — posted a $200,000 bond for a murder suspect. After the suspect skipped town, Charley showed up at Dog’s door and begged him to take the case. All Charley had was $5,000 — and brain cancer to boot. “He came in and said, ‘I’m dying,’” Dog recalls, “‘and I can’t leave my wife with this kind of financial burden. You got to find this guy, Duane. You’re my last chance.’”

    Dog found the skip, but still hasn’t been paid. “How can you take money from a guy who’s dying?” he asks.

    It’s this compassionate side of Dog that many in the business don’t often see. With him, the job is never over once the fugitive has been delivered to the proper authorities. In return for his devotion to them, many of Dog’s captures become his friends for life.

    “He’s really big on honor,” Barmore says. “He does it to the point that sometimes I want to kill ’em. He’ll be on the phone with the guy, and I’m telling him, ‘Duane, it’s over. He’s already in jail.’ But with him, it’s his honor because he told the guy he’d see him through the process.”

    “It’s just like being a father,” Dog says. “You got to show them love and you got to show them the path. I don’t like this role-model stuff, though. Jimmy Swaggart was my role model and he got caught buying whores twice. So don’t look at me as a role model.”

    Robbins, for one, disagrees with that last statement. In fact, he allowed his son, Joshua, to spend many summers under the bounty hunter’s wing simply because he found Dog to be a fine example.

    “What makes him so special,” Robbins adds, “is that he has the mind-set to convert these criminals to a better life. It’s as if he’s here to serve a greater good.”

    Raised in Denver, Dog is the oldest of four children born to Wesley and Barbara Chapman. His dad was a welder with the Navy, while his mother was a minister with the First Assembly of God, and often traveled to Native American reservations to teach the gospel.

    “My mother taught me that if they bleed red, then they’re your brother. When I was young I used to say, ‘Mama, how come that man’s dark?’ And she would say, ‘He lives on the side of the mountain where the sun and Jesus are,’” Dog remembers.

    “My father was real abusive. Not sexually, but verbally and emotionally. He’d say, ‘You’re nothing! You’ll never be sh—!’ I still hear him today.”

    Wesley Chapman died last year, but Dog says their relationship improved significantly before his death. “I had to prove a lot to my dad. He started working for me the last few years. I took him with me one time and he was telling me, ‘Now son, you were calling this guy a son of a bitch, and telling him his mother was whore. You don’t need to do that.’ And I said, ‘You got to, Dad. They’ve got to feel afraid — be intimidated.’

    “We went on a bounty one night because he’d become a bondsman and this guy had jumped his bond. So we find this guy, and I have to pry my dad’s hands from this guy’s throat. I’m saying, ‘I got him, Dad,’ and he’s screaming at this guy, ‘You son of a bitch, I’ll kill you!’

    “My father is the reason why I am the way I am today, and why I vowed to never raise my kids like how he raised me.”

    “Gangsta versus bounty hunter: Bounty hunter wins!” — a final Dogism

    Jerry Lee Oliver is a good-looking guy, a natural with the ladies. He’s also a pimp and drug dealer — the kind of cat nobody messes with.

    People pay him “business visits” all the time at his home in Pampa, Texas. But on this evening, he smells trouble — literally — when Donny Kurkandall, a member of the motorcycle gang Devil’s Disciples, shows up at his door reeking of whiskey.

    Oliver knew of the Disciples — but he generally avoided them because they hated blacks. Dog, however, was different. The biker would often park his Harley-Davidson on Oliver’s front lawn, then rev his motor until the earth worms would surface. Oliver would then scoop up the worms and use them for catfishing.

    “How’d you get a name like Dog?” Oliver once asked the biker, who was relatively new to the Lone Star state.

    “We have a guy in the gang who’s always mad at God,” explained Dog, the Disciples’ sergeant-at-arms. “He’s always flipping God off. So I started praying for him. Since we already have a ‘Preacher’ and a ‘John the Baptist’ in the gang, I became known as Dog — God backwards.”

    Now that Dog, Oliver thought, he’s cool by me. But this other cat standing in front of me, he’s no friend of mine.

    “You got any pot?” Kurkandall asks, his speech slurred.

    “Yeah,” Oliver responds.

    “Good,” Kurkandall says, whipping out a sawed-off shotgun from his coat and pointing the barrel straight at Oliver’s chest. “Give it all to me!”

    “What the — ?” stammers Oliver as he grabs the gun’s barrel.

    Boom!

    The thunderous blast sends Oliver backward and into the wall. He slumps to the floor as Kurkandall drops the gun and stumbles out the front door.

    “Oh, God,” Oliver cries, looking down at his white shirt turned red. “I’m bleeding.”

    Less than eight hours later, he would be dead.

    Dog knows what it feels like to be a wanted man. As a juvenile, he had his share of run-ins with the law from Colorado to Mexico, including 18 arrests for armed robbery.

    Still, he wasn’t prepared for the news when it blared over the radio during an early September morning in 1976: Duane ‘Dog’ Chapman is being sought for the murder of Jerry Lee Oliver, who died last night.

    “I was at home in bed at the time and I remember that my wife, LaFonda, rolled over, pulled the covers over her head and started screaming,” says Dog, who’s been married four times. “And I said, ‘Oh, my God. Jerry died!’”

    Dog admits he was at Oliver’s home that fateful night, waiting outside in a car with several other Disciple members. But, he adds, the plan was simply for Kurkandall to buy pot and get out. Had he known his fellow biker was carrying a concealed weapon, Dog says, he would have aborted the drug plan right then and there.

    “I actually went back to Jerry’s place,” Dog says. “The paramedics were bringing Jerry out and he was wide awake on a stretcher and I said, ‘Jerry, brother, are you all right?’ And he says, ‘Dog, it was one of your brothers.’

    “There was a policeman nearby, an Officer Love, and he hears what Jerry says. So he asks Jerry, ‘Was it Dog?’ And Jerry says no.”

    After hearing the news flash on the radio, Dog says he acted on instinct. “We’re running,” he remembers telling LaFonda. “Get the kids, get the camper. You pick me up down the street. Where we going? Who the hell cares? We’re out of here!”

    Dog never made it far. In fact, he barely made it out of his back yard before he was caught by the local police and arrested.

    Found guilty along with several of his biker brothers, Dog was sentenced in 1977 to five years of hard labor in a Texas prison. He would end up serving less than two years of the sentence, and was finally released on parole on Feb. 6, 1979.

    For Dog, however, life was just beginning.

    “LaFonda, my first wife, had filed for divorce while I was in prison. So one day, this Judge Levi called and said I owed thousands of dollars in back child support. Well I told him I wasn’t going to pay for it because I wasn’t there — I was in prison.

    “So he said, ‘Do you know what a bounty hunter is, boy?’ I said yes. He held up a picture and said, ‘Can you find this boy? I said yes. He said ‘If you find him, I’ll pay $200 of your child support.’

    “Well I only needed about a week to find this guy. When I did catch up with him, I tied him up with my belt, cinched it, and I took him into Judge Levi’s court.

    “My first bounty,” he says proudly.

    Soon afterwards, Dog claims he was arresting up to four fugitives a day. And the rest, he says, is history.

    Now, he’s looking forward to telling his story to CBS, which has reportedly signed him to do a made-for-TV dramatic series on his adventures. There’s also talk that Gary Scott Thompson, the writer of The Fast and the Furious, is interested in immortalizing Dog on the big screen.

    Dog first came to Hawaii in 1989 — at the time content to just spend a few days in paradise before heading home to Colorado. But after befriending a local and becoming fascinated with terms like “aloha,” “aina” and “mana” — he decided this is where he would plant his roots.

    And so he called home and broke the news to Barbara Chapman. “I said, ‘Mom, I’m not leaving,’ ” Dog remembers. “And she’s telling me no and I say, ‘Mom, I got off the plane and I smelled flowers. This local guy came up to me and said ‘I love you’ — it’s called aloha.

    “Mom,” he says, “this is heaven".

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  153. Is that story suppose to put a tear in my eye? *sniff* Give me a break how many drug addicted Hawaiians has this so called Bounty hunter torn from the arms of their children?? How many millions of dollars has this idiot made from the pain and tragedy of drug addiction? What kind of man runs away and lets his son get beat?? What kind of man spends more time chasing money than quality time with his own kids? GO BACK HOME DOGGY, HAWAII DOESNT WANT YOU.

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  154. GO HOME DOG US HAWAIIANS DONT WANT YOUR KIND OF ALOHA

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  155. The reason Dog finds the Convicts in Hawaii is because he bails out the worst crack heads who aren't even hiding from him. Hawaii is a rock surrounded by water, a duck shooting gallery for this so called "Bounty Hunter". How many times has he had his ass kicked in Hawaii?? Waimanalo, Hawaiian Ryans, Waianae, etc. I want to see film of the Dog getting stomped!!!!!

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  156. Go back to the mainland Dog, you no mo da aloha brah.

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  157. Boobs makes me sick when she trys to speak pidgeon, trying to act like one local...... no can sista.

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  158. Any man convicted of taking another life (he professes he didn't pull the trigger - and I never inhaled) is SCUM.

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  159. The Dog should have spent time with his now deceased drug addicted daughter (from Alaska) helping her get off drugs instead of trying to make the big bucks cashing in on the drug addicts in Hawaii. Shows you alot about his & Boobs character!

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  160. I cannot believe they chose to "celebrate" the life of Dog's deceased daughter by getting married the day after she died. More like they couldn't stop rolling film for their stupid A&E show (mo money). NO CLASS.

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  161. Cry me a river. Keep your sunshine and butterfly comments for real victims of tragedy - like Katrina Victims. Find another Blog for your warm and fuzzy gift of praise. The "Dog" is nothing more that a glorified loan shark. He bails out drug addicts, criminals etc, and makes money of them. This money could have gone to drug treatment, the children or family support instead of another boob job for Beth. Sad, his daughter died a criminal, something the "Dog" professes to despise. Where was his love and support for his daughter? You feel sorry for his loss.... Give me a break. Pity his daughter's lost childhood growing up without a father.

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  162. "There has been so much loss, I hate to see people spending time saying hateful things to each other. There is enough pain in the world. Just my opinion"

    Do you watch the show lady? The "Dog" and "Beth" say hateful things to each other and to the people they arrest (and their families) throughout the show. Beth is notorious for calling people "crack heads". The both refer to local people in the most degrading and hateful way. They have no respect for local (Hawaiian) people or local (Hawaiian)places. They have referred to Ala Moana as a "Crack Haven" full of criminals - when in reality it is just a family beach park. I think this blog is part of their Karma.

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  163. At least Dog has realized his errors and done something about it.

    We cannot solve the problems we have created with the same thinking that created them!

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  164. Yeah, he realized he could cash in on others misfortunes rather than commit murder and deal drugs, riiigggght??? Okay, his daughter died a tragic lonely death as a criminal without a father because he was busy changing his ways, riggghhht? He thinks Hawaiians are all crack heads and our paradise is his dog pound. No more da aloha dis guy.

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  165. Sorry for all his children he abandoned, even after he supposedley changed his ways. Deadbeat Dad. Even his children now are having trouble because most of his time is spent away from them...........sad.

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  166. To the Einstein quote, I counter back:
    Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius -- and a lot of courage -- to move in the opposite direction." The "Dog" has continued in the same "violent" path only now he gets paid for it legally.

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  167. "At least Dog has realized his errors and done something about it." What has this dead beat father done for his children (I mean the ten others that he had before he met boobs?)

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  168. The "DOG" and his fat wife are nothing more than white trash, making a buck from us true natives here in Hawaii. Change your life you say? There is rumors that the DOG is going to lose his bounty privileges here.

    When it happens we all will be overjoyed to see this WHITE TRASH leave us!

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  169. Seeing the "Dog" changed your life?
    So what now you dress like a Native American Wrestler reject and you abandoned your children to persue a career as a glorified loan shark cashing in on the miseries of others? You married a women whom you have dress like a slut ( and buy fake tits for) and make more children that you don't take care of? Please tell me how watching this idiot changed your life, pleeaase. Did you quit dealing drugs and killing people so that you can loan money to drug addicts to get out of jail, then chase them down when they fuc* (cause you know they are gonna fuc* up) and put them back in jail?

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  170. I love the "Dog" Show! I love watching as the hero dressed in tight spandex with his booby sidekick rid paradise of the poor brown, yellow, and red (never white or wealthy) parasites. I really enjoy watching him spew his relious vomit - not unlike the first missionaries who came to Hawaii- over their drug induced haze. Please give me more of this mindless action and racial oppression, I love it, I love it. I want to watch the big fat double whopper boobs setting on that big fat jelly belly and those cottage cheese thighs, hmmmmmmmmmm. I want some more please.

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  171. I think you meant to say "religious vomit"? Loved your post!

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  172. The "jelly belly" makes me want to vomit.

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  173. The whole show makes me want to vomit..............can't stop watching it, it's like a horrific car crash. I truely need help. Why can't I get enough of this crap?

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  174. Indeed. This show reminds me of how not to treat my fellow humans. This man "Dog" feasts on the poor and desperate minorities in an effort to elevate his religous piety.

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  175. beth tits are awesome, and yes they are real.

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  176. Yeah I agree that they are real, real expensive. She bought them right before the second season started.

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  177. Must we digress?

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  178. Let's digress! Please check out Beth before her Boob Job, back then she went by the name "Alice"

    http://starbulletin.com/2001/09/03/news/story3.html

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  179. Oh my gosh, Beth, Alice, *whatever* looked better without the implants - she already had a nice rack!

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  180. Look at this family shot, fat with small chee chees

    http://starbulletin.com/2005/11/27/news/story01.html

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  181. Double EE's with a bottle of bleach and spandex, hmmmmmmmmmmm. She is so tired. Looked better when she was younger. Didn't need a boob job!

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  182. Her tits are AWSOME, it is the rest of her body & personality that needs to go.

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  183. ah, my favorite blog - it has been awhile. I saw Mr. "DOG" at Kahala Pet store , *gag*. Beth looked like she was going to topple over with the huge breasts. She was loud and obnoxious as always. I think that they are decent people caught up in the hollywood hype. They are definately extraverts who like attention.

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  184. I watched an episode last night where the Dog and his family were on the Big Island going after a bounty. Dog's youngest son (3years old?) was begging to go with his parents and Beth in all her wisdom says to this little boy "What if a bad man with a gun shoots at us?". Is she NUKIN FUTS? What kind of thing to say to a little boy right before his parents leave for work. I just want to slap her.

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  185. What more would you expect from her?

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  186. You may not agree with his lifestyle, but that's no reason for you to trash the guy. To each his own. He may have been bad in the past, but isn't it possible that he has actually seen the light and changed his ways? People do change, especially for the benefit of their children. Who are you to judge the way anyone lives their life? Are you perfect? I'm not a fan but I've seen the show a few times. He seems genuinly concerned about the people he picks up unless they're REALLY bad, he seems to do his best to try to help people, and he definitely seems to love his children. I can't vouch for what happens off camera, but who cares? Even though a network gave him a show, he's just a guy, a human being, hopefully a better one than he was in the past. I think that with the state our country is in, we have better and more important things to talk about than Dog the Bounty Hunter and how we feel about his lifestyle.

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  187. Well I guess I do not agree with his lifestyle, and no I am not judging the way he lives his life. I just can't stand the guy, I think he's an asshole. Am I perfect? Hardly.

    Better and more important things to talk about other than Dog? I posted this thread how long ago? TWO years ago this August 31st.

    The only reason I'm replying to your comment is that I get an e-mail when someone posts.

    This blog is what it says:
    "Musings from a variety of people from Delaware County,Pennsylvania. Comments are welcome."

    Cheers.

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  188. "United We Lay" go find a love post for your Puppy. We dislike the Bounty puppy and everything he stands for. Come to Hawaii and find out how many people he has actually helped here. I promise you will be hard pressed to find one person.

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  189. Who are you to judge the way anyone lives their life? Are you perfect? Uhhhmmm, aren't you judging us for judging him?

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  190. "I think that with the state our country is in, we have better and more important things to talk about than Dog the Bounty Hunter and how we feel about his lifestyle"
    Hey Ba-booze, you not to bright brudah,nah?- Aren't you talking about how you feel about the Dog and his lifestyle?

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  191. Is it even possible to trash white trash?

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  192. "Dog" = Moron

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  193. Hey, hey, hey now - don't insult the moron's by equating them with the "Dog".

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  194. Okay last nights show was too funny. It was obvious that they had the "fugitive" acting like an ass on purpose so the story line could flow. You know the formula - say it with me, Dog catches fugitive, the Dog and fugitive fight - yet by the time they reach booking they are sharing a cigarette and Dog's words of wisdom (another oxymoron?). IT IS GETTING OLD ALREADY. What I would like to see the Dog going to court on his skips, or Beth trying to squeeze into her too tiny outfits - now that would be entertaining!

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  195. Top ten places you will never see the "Dog" in Hawaii:
    10. The University of Hawaii
    9. The Library
    8. Kam Shopping Center
    7. Borders Books
    6. Inside the Game Room
    5. Zippy's
    4. Tumbleland
    3. Yokahama Bay
    2. Ha Bush
    1. Hawaiian Ryans

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  196. Five places you will never see the "Dog" in Hawaii:
    1. University of Hawaii
    2. Library
    3. Ha Bush
    4. Tumbleland
    5. Hawaiian Ryans

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  197. dude that show is garbage i saw it for the first time today

    they thought they had like a huge bust wen they got a guy smoking weed hahaahah thats nothing crazy FUCK THAT SHOW ITS A BUNCH OF RED NECKS

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  198. Hey, hey now, don't insult the Red Necks by trying to label the "Dog" as a Red Neck. He & his "pound" are in a class all by themselves.

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