Men's Room Personalities

Not just for Delco, but for wherever you read this.

I think you can learn a lot about a guy by what he does in the men’s room. Of course I don’t sit and watch a guy take a piss, but sometimes you notice things that you can’t help but notice.

- The guy who pisses really close to the urinal: This guy looks like he’s trying to stick his penis into some hole in the urinal. He doesn’t want anyone to get a peek at him by accident but his general stature makes him get unwanted looks anyway because it looks so unnatural.
- The guy who doesn’t use any hands to piss: This guy is multi-tasking. While taking a piss, he has his hands free to put on his hips or to make dinner. I think you need a very large flaccid penis to do this, because I find it impossible to pee like this without pulling down my pants all the way. If I don’t hold my underwear back, I’ll splash urine all over the place.
- The guy who puts his hand on the wall in front of him when he pisses: This guy makes peeing look like a painful event. It looks like he's passing a stone or something. He’s also very brave because I’m not touching anything in a public bathroom that I don’t have to, especially the wall behind a urinal.
- The guy who pees two feet away from the urinal: This guy is the complete opposite of the first guy. He likes it to all hang out and doesn’t care what other guys think. I think you need a large penis for this too, because 1. you have to be able to have enough length to actually hit the urinal, and 2. you wouldn’t be letting it hang out if you were embarrassed about your size.
- The guy who whistles while taking a piss: I hate this guy. He’s always so god-damn happy and worst of all thinks that everyone will enjoy his rendition of The Andy Griffith Show theme. Usually people don’t. He’ll get an eye-roll from me if we come face-to-face.
- The guy who wants to talk to you while you’re going to the bathroom: I don’t like this guy either. Starting a conversation with a guy while both your dicks are out is not the way to go. Someone not as understanding as me would take exception to that sort of thing. The bathroom is not for talking, especially a men’s bathroom.
- The guy who shakes his dick 20 times before he’s done: Not only is this unnecessary, but it makes the people in back of him wait longer in line. Three shakes is all it takes – hey, what a great poem that would be!

Electrician For Hire

So it's now the middle of the month, and not much work out there. I'm sure there are many other people in the area that have the same problem. Being Self Employed, I do not have the luxury of collecting unemployment. So if your looking for any electrical work at all, from a simple ceiling fan to a parking lot light serviced, shoot me an email. (I'd post my cell but the last time I did that I received several telemarketers trying to sell me stuff.)

 frannyward@yahoo.com
Put in the header "electrician".

Thank You and


 Cheers.

Something To Listen to

Something good to play on a Saturday night.

Joe at The Nail

My old friend Joe Spera on the drums at THe Rusty Nail in Ardmore.

Death on Scotdale Road

It happened in January of 1976, a cold night in Delaware County.

(More about this horrible night as soon as I talk to a few friends about it)

AMERICA'S HUNTERS

 I got this from a forum that I belong to. How true that England and Australia both took away their guns.

AMERICA'S HUNTERS --- Pretty Amazing!

The world's largest army... America's hunters!

I had never thought about this...

A blogger added up the deer license sales

in just a handful of states and

arrived at a striking conclusion:

There were over 600,000 hunters

this season in the state of Wisconsin .

Allow me to restate that number:


Over the last several months,

Wisconsin's hunters became the eighth largest army in

the world.

More men under arms than in Iran.

More than France and Germany combined.

These men deployed to the woods of a single American state,

Wisconsin, to hunt with firearms, and no one was killed.

That number pales in comparison to the 750,000

who hunted the woods of Pennsylvania and

Michigan's 700,000 hunters, all of whom

have now returned home safely.

Toss in a quarter million hunters in West Virginia

and it literally establishes the fact that the

hunters of those four states alone would

comprise the largest army in the world.

And then add in the total number of hunters

in the other 46 states. It's millions more.

The point?

America will forever be safe from foreign

invasion with that kind of home-grown

firepower.


Hunting...

it's not just a way to fill the freezer.

It's a matter of national security.

That's why all enemies, foreign and domestic,

want to see us disarmed.

Food for thought, when next we consider gun control.

Overall it's true, so if we

disregard some assumptions that hunters

don't possess the same skills as soldiers, the question

would still remain... what army of 2 million

would want to face 30, 40, 50 million armed citizens.

For the sake of our freedom, don't ever allow gun control

or confiscation of guns.

Chitwood And My Rights

Remember this Michael. You are not ABOVE THE CONSTITUTION witch BTW is the LAW I follow and YOU sworn to uphold and protect at some point in your life. Am I wrong?

Another Stabbing In Delaware County

Leave it up to our trusty Delco Times to break the news. And they are looking for get this. "A White Guy".
Read on:


http://www.delcotimes.com/articles/2012/01/16/news/doc4f140bd924bea628253393.txt

Totally Delco is almost ready for 2015

Yes with a few friends helping, we have integrated Face Book along with Word Press to give our loyal followers more of what they asked for. We will still carry on this blog, and anyone is able to join it as a contributor. we will be not relying on the daily Times for news sources, only point to their top stories and commentators. After all, they need exposure too! We will try to cover things locally, from word of mouth, from local bars to the corner wawa.

all in all it should be much more easy to manage using php and flash and css than HTML.And of course there will be a dating directory, (Free) of course, with lots of legal stuff to protect our asses.


Cheers and stay tuned:) 

Give a big warrm welcome for my friend Michele Karmin over there in Gloucester, NJ.