1/07/2005
MSG FROM YAHOO
THIS JUST IN: Bush To Attack Iran
by: sfliberal (34/M/San Francisco, CA) 01/07/05 10:45 pm
Msg: 3337872 of 3337874
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A determined Bush gives the Iran Government this warning "We have good intelligence that Iran has Weapons of Mass Destruction (Caspian Sea) and harboring terrorists (earthquakes). We will flush those terrorists out of their holes and make them pay for what happened in Southeast Asia before it happens to the U.S. Let's fight those Tsunamis on their soil before we have to fight them on ours. Either you're with the Tsunamis are you're against them. Now Let's Roll"
Republicans are in complete support of their fearless leader even though most of them live nowhere near the Ocean. One Midwestern Bush Supporter comments "You just don't know when theses Tsunamis are going to attack. One minute you're walking the streets of Wichita, the next thing you know, BLAMMO! you've been hit by a Tsunami. We, we, have to do something about those, those, those TERRORISTS! God help us all!" She leaves the Walmart parking lot in tears.
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