Who The President Really Should Worry About

Yes. While he mulls about pondering to invade Iran over those ever so hard to find WMD's, that they may have the capability to manufacture, America is soon to be invaded by "evil" beings from outer space. I am not making this up. Now I know just why we have all those secret underground bases, a few right here in Pennsylvania. I am going to try to contact someone in the loop before June 29th to see if me and my family will be allowed access. Ain't I a selfish SOB? While I'm underground drinking budweisers and playing Texas Hold'em all of you will be running for your lives, seeking out someplace to hide. But it will do no good. Grovers Mill, New Jersey is the place that they land first. Soon, New York, Washington, LA, even here in Delaware County these machines crash land. Will Smith is not here to stop them either. The Storyline - While our troops are scattered all over europe and the middle/far east, America is defenseless. Our first inkling that something is wrong is when a KH-11 satellite suddenly goes offline, but before it does it sends a video of a massive spaceship. The Pentagon staff take one look at the video and informs the President. He and the other top dogs are whisked out of Crawford,TX while having a BBQ to somewhere in Australia, where he attempts to tell the world that these beings have Weapons of Mass Destruction! But no one believes him until it's too late. City after city is attacked, millions upon millions of people around the globe are slaughtered. Who will stop them? Who has the biggest Gahonies to stand up to them and take a stand? Enter Tom Cruise. Yes the same Tom who valiently fought and kills all aggressors while flying his F-15 Strike Eagle pulling 9 G's. Tom Cruise, not President Bush, or the "Govenerator" saves the world. Imagine that. Here is a preview of things to come... So forget about doing anything this summer :-)