The Zip Codes

 Ardmore 19003, Aston 19014, Bryn Mawr 19010, Drexel Hill 19026, Havertown 19083, King of Prussia 19406, Malvern 19355, Media 19063, Newtown Square 19073, Aston 19014, Chadds Ford 19317, Conshohocken 19428, Morton 19070, Springfield 19064, Villanova 19085, Wayne 19087, Lansdowne 19050

Spam This!

It's quite amazing that as soon as i revive my Totally Delco website, and added my business website, that I get inundated with junk e mails and even a phone call from some electrical marketing guy trying to get me work. Sure, according to him, it's free! Really? NOTHING is free in this world. You have to give something to get something.

Here is one example from another spammer I found in my spam folder:

Steven Jones  steve@website72hrs.com
Mar 23 (1 day ago)
to me


Hello,

My name is Steve and I am a representative of Website 72hrs.com. Our company has been in the business of web development for over a decade and we believe that our services are unparalleled which is why we have remained at the forefront of the industry.

Website 72hrs.com specializes in designing professional looking websites at a very cost-effective price tag of $150. Apart from Static web design, other services that we offer include Dynamic Websites, e-commerce solutions, and Search Engine Optimization.

To check our 2000+ Designs, Packages and Portfolio, head to:
http://www.Website72hrs.com

Please send your logo (if you have one), images, and other important details about your products and services so that our team can get started with designing a no-obligation mock up for your website. There is no need to pay even a single penny prior to your approval of the design.

We have hundreds of satisfied clients, and references are available on request.

We look forward to hearing from you soon.

Regards,
Steven Jones
Website72hrs.com
Skype: webdevelopmenthouse

Really Steve? I wouldn't spend a DIME let alone $150.00 to have your company build me a web site.

Social Media, Driving, and Irradiating Yourself

I've been away now from Blogging for quite sometime. I remember when I couldn't get away from the computer, my wife always complaining that it was "Interfering in our Marriage". Since then, we both opened up Facebook accounts, and that is where both of us spend our time.

Fact is, just about everybody is on their "Smart Phones" or tablets.Just take a look around like I did over the weekend. Driving to my favorite "Convenience Store", I spotted no less than seven drivers glued to their phones, five of them women, and four of them actually while driving.

And to think of the EMF that we all our being exposed to.What our CHILDREN and GRANDCHILDREN are.

At home, I still have my DELL Computer hardwired to our "Wireless" router, Spewing out EMF in the form of waves in the  2.4 GHz, 3.6 GHz, 4.9 GHz, 5 GHz, and 5.9 GHz 6 60 GHz  900 MHz Ranges.  Add to that, all of those "Cell Towers", many disguised as "Trees" or placed inside Church steeples, and you have a plethora of radiation that does who knows what to our bodies. I'm wondering if this Spring I'll see the Honey Bees out and about. 

Hopefully we will see.

Cheers.

Mike Has A Sense of Humor

Impressive Fact: almost half the population of Hong Kong lives in an apartment that is on the 15th floor or higher. Lot of high rises !!!!
— Michael J. Chitwood (@ChiefMChitwood) March 20, 2015

Over The river

I actually saw this jet firsthand as I was working in Essington.

Dropkick Murphys - The Dirty Glass - Live on Lansdowne

Spammers Crack Me Up

I rarely open up my spam folder on my Yahoo E mail account. (Which I had since the 90's), but today I did. And this is what stared me in the face. Read on.

To foxyjs37@yahoo.com
Today at 8:34 AM
Hello ! My name is Sofia

I am a very pretty 34 year old blonde MILF with a great body (I work out every day)

Don't get me wrong, I am married and I won't try to hide it.

My husband however has been going on way too many business trips. Not sure what to believe anymore.


Life is pretty boring at home. I miss having the fun I had in college and before getting married.

We live close by it looks like and chances are we've even seen each other. I know, it's pretty crazy.


I keep being asked to post photos and all that stuff because men are too lazy to meet in person hahaha, so here I am.

http://bit.ly/Pj06St

This is a private and very secure place to meet people while still in a relationship. Be assured that what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas !


Look up Aubrey 34 and you can even message me there

http://bit.ly/Pj06Su


If you like what you see, then maybe we can start talking to each other.




XOXOXO!


Now, honestly. is there people out there so desperate or naive that they would click on the links?Actually think that this chick exists? LOL.

Quitting Smoking The Easy Way

  I smoked my last cigarette on February 26, 2014, after 40 plus years of 1 pack/year use. About eight years ago, the first signs of COPD began to raise their ugly heads. I was working in a stairwell (Wiring a three way system, when I noticed that I was short of breath after climbing the stairs a few times. I put it off, but another episode a week later during a wire pull caused me to contact my doctor.

Although just an M.D. and not a specialist, my Doctor knew by the blood/gas exchange and listening to my lungs that something was wrong.He prescribed Advair, and told me to quit smoking. That was EIGHT years ago. Of course I said, I'll quit. I didn't give it a second thought. In the years that followed, I can remember many times not being able to do my job, and how many times admitted into the hospital to be treated for pneumonia.

The reason that I am writing this is to keep a sort of public diary of how I am doing staying off the ciggs.
For the record I did slip up several times, and the latest being earlier yesterday, when I bought and smoked a whole pack.

So consider today, April 2nd, 2014 as my new quit date. Have one nicotine patch left, and one of those "E ciggs", I cannot at this point do it cold turkey.

Cheers.

Men's Room Personalities

Not just for Delco, but for wherever you read this.

I think you can learn a lot about a guy by what he does in the men’s room. Of course I don’t sit and watch a guy take a piss, but sometimes you notice things that you can’t help but notice.

- The guy who pisses really close to the urinal: This guy looks like he’s trying to stick his penis into some hole in the urinal. He doesn’t want anyone to get a peek at him by accident but his general stature makes him get unwanted looks anyway because it looks so unnatural.
- The guy who doesn’t use any hands to piss: This guy is multi-tasking. While taking a piss, he has his hands free to put on his hips or to make dinner. I think you need a very large flaccid penis to do this, because I find it impossible to pee like this without pulling down my pants all the way. If I don’t hold my underwear back, I’ll splash urine all over the place.
- The guy who puts his hand on the wall in front of him when he pisses: This guy makes peeing look like a painful event. It looks like he's passing a stone or something. He’s also very brave because I’m not touching anything in a public bathroom that I don’t have to, especially the wall behind a urinal.
- The guy who pees two feet away from the urinal: This guy is the complete opposite of the first guy. He likes it to all hang out and doesn’t care what other guys think. I think you need a large penis for this too, because 1. you have to be able to have enough length to actually hit the urinal, and 2. you wouldn’t be letting it hang out if you were embarrassed about your size.
- The guy who whistles while taking a piss: I hate this guy. He’s always so god-damn happy and worst of all thinks that everyone will enjoy his rendition of The Andy Griffith Show theme. Usually people don’t. He’ll get an eye-roll from me if we come face-to-face.
- The guy who wants to talk to you while you’re going to the bathroom: I don’t like this guy either. Starting a conversation with a guy while both your dicks are out is not the way to go. Someone not as understanding as me would take exception to that sort of thing. The bathroom is not for talking, especially a men’s bathroom.
- The guy who shakes his dick 20 times before he’s done: Not only is this unnecessary, but it makes the people in back of him wait longer in line. Three shakes is all it takes – hey, what a great poem that would be!

Electrician For Hire

So it's now the middle of the month, and not much work out there. I'm sure there are many other people in the area that have the same problem. Being Self Employed, I do not have the luxury of collecting unemployment. So if your looking for any electrical work at all, from a simple ceiling fan to a parking lot light serviced, shoot me an email. (I'd post my cell but the last time I did that I received several telemarketers trying to sell me stuff.)

 frannyward@yahoo.com
Put in the header "electrician".

Thank You and


 Cheers.