Britney Spears - What Gives?

What is it with this chick? First off, she seems to be a crybaby. Waaaaah! Waaaaah! I just saw her on TV. Unbelievable! She has her own Fragrance... It's called Curious Britney Spears. Well, I'm curious Brit. Just what are you going to think of next? Like those Hilton sisters, especially the one who looks like an Ethiopian. All that money, and Paris has to do porn movies like some low life crack whore from Darby. Oh.. Before I go. You know there is a Britney lookalike? Yes. lookie here.
And here is "Her" without her makeup on. It's a guy.... A dude. A sausage. A male. A human being with penile reproductive organs. Now you see Brit, you have some comptition that even Mr.Marcavage could learn to like. Off to bed. It's late.