Truth, Lies and the coming elections...

THEM'S FIGHTIN' WORDS By Jay O'Three WASHINGTON, DC - 7/11/04 Today, Tommy Ridge of the Fatherland Security administration and John ASSCROFT of The Department Formerly Known as Justice proclaimed that we are not even entitled to an election next November 2. Although we predicted this eventuality on April 1 of this year, the two of them have now actually begun exploring the legal means to prohibit Americans from voting The MORONARCHY out of power. They claim this stems from their intense fear of a terrorist attack, even though President MORON insists every day that "Amerkins are safer today than ever before." Well, them's fightin' words. There will be an election, or there will be an insurrection. Either way, The MORONARCHY must end. Well, I am divided on this site. Part of me laughs at this late hour, the other cringes at the prospect of it being the truth. But I am comforted by the fact that Delaware County is full of devoted conservative people. Translated: If things locally are ok, what the hell, vote for Bush. After all, it's the delconian thing to do you know... And while were on the subject of conservatives, Gil Spencer is losing it. This guy is so right wing it's pathetic. But then again, look who he works for...     The Chimp has got to go. Sign on McCain and We"ll vote. Niters.